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  1. keegster keegster
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
    Me: I volunteer as tribute!


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  4. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC
    You text him ,he doesn't te xt
    back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

  5. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 9:07pm UTC
    FAVORITE IF
    you met someone amazing this 2011. c:

  6. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    So he's 19 and your 13?
    That's not dating. That's called babysitting.

  7. NicoleMariexo6 NicoleMariexo6
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 8:21pm UTC
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  8. gymnastics_gal123 gymnastics_gal123
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    ter
    for every fav i'll do five sit ups.
    for every 5 favs i'll do 5 push ups
    for every comment ill do 10 jumping jacks.
    please girls, I need motivation. I know some of you think this is for favs and it's not, I swear on my life. I just need some motivation :(
    Totally not my quote!!!

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    sometimes when i'm talking to him,
    I get spontaneously overcome by the urge to grab him and kiss him mid sentence.
    format by blackbutterflies.

  10. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    hey, you free this weekend?(:
    damn right i'm free.
    this is america.


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  12. MikeyJames MikeyJames
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    We All Have That One Friend:
    who always gives
    relationship advice
    but is still single♥
    my quote/nmf

  13. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:16am UTC
    Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute.
    Want to workout?
    NMF


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  16. NicoleMariexo6 NicoleMariexo6
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    on a scale of 12 year old to Taylor Swift
    how dramatic was the breakup?

  17. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    person: hey i like that ban-
    me: REALLY?
    me: what's your favorite song
    me: what's your favorite album
    me: what's your favorite picture of one of them sleeping

  18. gymnastics_gal123 gymnastics_gal123
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    December 3, 2011 9:21am UTC
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  20. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Year 2392
    Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
    Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
    Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

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