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im quiting.
im done.
wittys gay.


  1. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2009 7:55pm UTC
    She's my other half.
    I tell her practicly everything.
    she's going to be my maid of honor at my wedding.
    i've memorized her whole house.
    i know and have met all of her relatives, and she has met mine.
    we can talk forever and never get bored.
    we have almost everything in common.
    i've known her since i was 2 and we've been best friend ever since.
    sure we've had our fights, but thats what made us stronger friends.
    we've been through it all, together.
    i'm your best friend, and you're mine.
    sisters at heart.
    Partners in Crime.

  2. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 8:38pm UTC
    do you ever feel like breaking down
    do you ever feel you just dont belong
    like somehow
    you just dont belong
    and no one understands you
    do you ever wanna run away
    do you lock yourself in your room
    with the radio turned up so loud
    and no one hears you screamin
    no you dont know what its like
    and nothing feels alright
    you dont know what its like
    to be like me
    to be hurt!
    to feel lost!
    to be left out in the dark!
    to be kicked!
    when your down!
    to feel like you've been pushed around!
    to be on the edge
    of breakin down
    and no one there to save you
    no you dont know what its like
    welcome to my life...

  3. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2009 7:46pm UTC
    YYou'regfj absolutely
    Stunning.
    you know who you are.... ;]

  4. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2009 5:45pm UTC
    Today, my teacher was giving
    the class a lecture. He randomly
    said "Raise your hand if you're
    listening." I wasn't paying attention,
    so I just sat there. Then he came over
    to my desk and asked "Why isn't your
    hand up?" So I replied "You didn't say
    Simon says."
    I GOT CANDY

  5. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2009 6:59pm UTC
    PLeaSe DonT LeT iT BeGin
    You're under my skin. Same old story.
    Boy meets girl, And she falls much
    HaRDeR THan Him <;3

  6. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2009 6:12pm UTC
    i am sexy.

  7. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2009 6:10pm UTC
    Dzzle22 (9:38:55 PM): I bang her every night
    ^he wants my sister?!
    haha i love my friends

  8. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2009 6:07pm UTC
    your B O Y F R I E N D S
    are like my lamps,
    i always know how to turn them on

  9. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2009 5:51pm UTC
    baby you my everything you all every wanted.
    We can do it real big.
    Bigger than you ever done it.
    you be up on everything.
    other hoes ain't never on it.

  10. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2009 6:08pm UTC
    kiss my sass
    kiss my sass
    kiss my sass
    kiss my sass
    kiss my sass
    kiss my sass
    kiss my sass
    kiss my sass
    kiss my sass
    kiss my sass

  11. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2009 5:15pm UTC
    Only In America
    can a pizza get to your house faster than
    an ambulance. are there handicap
    parking places in front of a skating
    rink.do drugstores make the sick walk
    all the way to the back of the store
    to get their prescriptions while healthy
    people can buy cigarettes at the front.
    do people order double cheese burgers, large
    fries, and a diet coke.do banks leave
    both doors open and then chain the pens
    to the counters. do we leave cars worth
    thousands of dollars in the driveway
    and put our useless junk in the garage.
    do we use answering machines to screen
    calls and then have call waiting so we won't
    miss a call from someone we didn't want
    to talk to in the first place.do we buy hot
    dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages
    of eight.do we use the word 'politics' to
    describe the process so well: 'Poli' in
    Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
    'bloodsucking creatures'. do they have drive-up
    ATM machines with Braille lettering

  12. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2009 4:21pm UTC
    heyy
    ;; do my shoes match my eyes;;
    WOAH!
    why you checking me out...?

  13. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2009 11:22am UTC
    the funny thing about a
    picture;;
    x.is.x.it.x.never.x.changes.x.
    [ e v e n w h e n t h e p e o p l e i n i t d o ]

  14. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 4:19pm UTC
    ♥HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outin
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish. > >>
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> ♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥>♥>♥>♥>>♥
    > >>
    > >>
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day.
    <33333333333333333333333333333333333

  15. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 2:30pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 2:02pm UTC
    screw hugs.
    im going to tackle him
    when i see him.
    haha good times w/stone last year =] ily

  17. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 2:44pm UTC
    theyarebeautiful
    personalities?. incredible.
    our times together?. unforgettable.
    smiles, so memorable.
    their friendship?.
    NON REPLACEABLE.
    <3
    [JR.GM.JK.SC.NS.JT.SB.SL.DV.DT.ST.EL.KS.AR.EB.BR.MC]

  18. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 12:42pm UTC
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  19. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2009 11:56am UTC
    "that's what she said"
    is the saying you'll be hearing
    everyday of your life
    in middle school.
    good times ill nvr forget
    haha brendon x3
    =]
    ily

  20. XxkristenXx749 XxkristenXx749
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 6:11pm UTC
    Today,
    I put "marco" as my AIM status.
    Later, i looked at AIM to see that two other people
    had "polo" as there AIM status.
    I felt pretty awesome,
    MLIA. (:

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