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XxkristenXx749
posted a quote
August 24, 2009 2:45pm UTC

It's those times we get so crazy, people think we're high
the times we make each other laugh till we cry
all the inside jokes and "remember whens"
those are the reasons they call us best friends.
Scratch that>>> sisters
This one's for you,
samB. samL. chelsea, nicole, kaitlyn
not minee&***

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XxkristenXx749
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August 24, 2009 2:29pm UTC

Life is like a box of chocolates
- -> you never know what your gunna get
not that good...=[ srry***

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XxkristenXx749
posted a quote
August 24, 2009 10:54am UTC

Never giveup on
someone you can't
go a day without
thinkingabout

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XxkristenXx749
posted a quote
August 20, 2009 7:45pm UTC

My N a m e Must Taste Good,
Because It's Always Coming Outta Everybody's Mouthh.

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XxkristenXx749
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August 13, 2009 6:20pm UTC

1 million memories. 1 hundred thousand inside jokes. 10 thousand great times. 1 hundred secrets. One reason.
BEST FRiENDS.

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XxkristenXx749
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August 12, 2009 6:35pm UTC

*_if my house was on fire_*
Kaylie- would be trying to save all of my clothes.
Sam B- would be roasting marshmallows and weinies.
Jocelyn- would be trying to blow out the fire herself.
Sam B- would be doing our cheer dance to "Fire Burning".
Ashlee- would be flirting with the sexy firemen.
Megan- would be playing with the hoses.
Dakota- would be riding on the firetruck going "Weeeeeee!!!".
Brendon- would be hitting on the hott firegirls.
Nicole- would be singing "It's Getttin Hot in Here"
And I- would be bursting out laughing
from how
insanely awsome all of my bestest friends are! :] xD

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XxkristenXx749
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August 6, 2009 7:57pm UTC

xD_____&+
am i the only
girl
that still pretends to be cold
just x so x I x can x wear x your x sweatshirt

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August 6, 2009 7:01pm UTC

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XxkristenXx749
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July 26, 2009 5:26pm UTC

LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael !"
Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just f ** king beautiful !'"

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July 26, 2009 5:25pm UTC

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July 26, 2009 5:24pm UTC

LITTLE TONY ON MATH
Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3,' " I said "6", replies TONY.
"But that's right !" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2 ?"
"What's the f ** king difference ?" asks the father.
"That's what I said !"

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XxkristenXx749
posted a quote
July 26, 2009 5:16pm UTC

i hated going to weddings.
all the grandmas would poke me
and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
when i started doing it to them at
f u n e r a l s .
not minee**

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XxkristenXx749
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 7:28pm UTC

&& One smile from him
makes my 5 a.m.,
[ cold shower, ]
{ nothing to wear,}
.:skipped breakfast day,:.
completely worthwhile.

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XxkristenXx749
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 7:25pm UTC

10 favorites
• Favorite Color: pinkk
• Favorite Food: pizza
• Favorite Singer: i dunno
• Favorite Movie: white chicks, shes the man, mean girls
• Favorite Sport:cheering
• Favorite Season: SUMMER!! (:
• Favorite Day Of the Week: satudayy
• Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: mint chocolate chip :P
• Favorite Time of Day: NOT the morning :\
9 currents
• Current Mood: boreed
• Current Taste: orange soda w/popcorn
• Current Clothes: bikini, tube-top, soffe shorts
• Current Computer: dell?
• Current Finger/Toenail Color: fingers/toes-french (:
• Current Time: 7:17
• Current Surroundings: computer, tv, lauren
• Current Annoyance(s): no sun :(
• Current Thought: hand itches
8 Firsts
• First Best Friend: jen
• First crush: andrew
• First Screen Name: cant remember
• First Pet: frog named lily :)
• First Piercing: ears
7 Lasts
• Last Food Consumption: popcorn
• Last Car Ride: homee
• Last Text Message: recieved: "in the lake"sent: "weirdo"
• Last Movie Seen: idk...
• Last Item Bought: flip flops
• Last CD Played: do have cds
6 Have You Evers
• Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: not really
• Have You Ever Broken the Law: yea
• Have You Ever Been Arrested: nope
• Have You Ever Been on TV: i dont think so..?
5 Things
• You're Wearing: bikini, tube-top, soffe shorts
• You Did Last Night: in the pool
• What Can You Hear Right Now: the tv, keyboard
• You Can't Live Without: Best friends, ipod, the sun, boys
4 Places You've Been To
• 1. arizona
• 2. south carolina
• 3. myy house
• 4. ur house
3 People You Can Tell Anything To
• 1. samL
• 2. nicole
• 3. samB
2 Choices
• 1. black or white: white
• 2. Hot or Cold: HOT
1 love
Lifeee x3

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XxkristenXx749
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 7:11pm UTC

who cares about the ( pizza )
>> it's the d e l i v e r y - b o y
that should be hott
no credit**

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XxkristenXx749
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 4:34pm UTC

§*&_* I Could Tell You, *§
: his favorite colors blue :
:he loves to argue:
:born on the twentyfourth:
:his lil brothers adorable:
:he has his fathers eyes:
:and if you asked me if :
:loved him...:
I'd Lie<3i
**not mine**fixed it though

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XxkristenXx749
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 3:43pm UTC

I Hate It When People Ask
1) Can I ask you a question? (didnt gimme a choice there, did ya sunshine?)
2) Did you get a haircut? (no it shrunk..!!)
3) Did you lose weight? (yeah. it just vanished!)
4) Did you catch a fish? (nope. i talked it into giving himself up.)
5) *waiter* Table for how many? (one hundred and twelve. us 3 would like to switch seats every 4 minutes)
6) Were you sitting there? (yes. me and my imaginary friend steve.)
7) Your not wearing that out are you? (actually i was planning on going naked)
8) Is that yours? (no i stole it...!)
9) *watching a trick* Am i supposed to pick a card? (no your supposed to pick your nose)
10) Are you going to eat that? (only if you want it)
11) *doctor* How are you today? (Great! I just like your company(: )
12) *clerk at store* Is that all? (why? wasnt this enough??)
13) Where did you get that accent? (i bought it on ebay)
14) Hey, are you moving? (nope. we just like to pack our stuff up in boxes every week)
15) Are you always funny? (no, i only make a special effort on tuesdays and thursdays)
**notmine**

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XxkristenXx749
posted a quote
July 25, 2009 12:54pm UTC

The Skater;
he broke my heart.
i broke his skateboard.
guess who cried harder.
[him]

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XxkristenXx749
posted a quote
July 24, 2009 7:26pm UTC

& she said "your crazy"
&he said,
only for you baby
xD

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XxkristenXx749
posted a quote
July 24, 2009 6:32pm UTC

oh yeah! were so gangster
our grillz we use l[gumwrapers]l

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