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  1. OnYourSide OnYourSide
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 1:44am UTC
    Despite popular belief;
    Recent studies show,
    Boys do have hearts.
    They just dont know
    How to use them.

  2. beautifulxdanger beautifulxdanger
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 8:42pm UTC
    Here's to the heartbreakers
    for making us girls give up on fairytales

  3. LaceyEatsKids LaceyEatsKids
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 1:21am UTC
    I Wonder*
    [If British people sit around trying to talk in an American accent?]

  4. MadeInAsia MadeInAsia
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 8:10am UTC
    That boy that you will never truly get over.
    If he called right now; You'd answer.. no matter what.
    When you see him; You immediately get butterflies.
    When someone says his name; you smile.
    When you think of him; thousands of memories flood your mind.
    That boy that broke your heart;
    but you still love him.. with all the little pieces.
    Your first love ♥
    not mine :)

  5. LaceyEatsKids LaceyEatsKids
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 8:20pm UTC
    if we get caught.
    [pretend we dont speak English.(:]

  6. fallingapart75 fallingapart75
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    It’s not about who is skinnier or prettier,
    its about who can survive through
    all the name calling, dirty looks, and rumours.
    Its about who has the strength to
    shut it out.

  7. kellycannibal kellycannibal
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 8:18pm UTC
    Checking your
    phone, even
    though it's on
    vibrate, 'cause
    you think he
    might have
    texted you &
    your phone
    isn't telling you

  8. caseylovescats_* caseylovescats_*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 6:03pm UTC
    lets help save a life!
    yuckyducky wants to commit;;
    suicide.
    let's all help,
    stop suicide.
    for good.<3
    favorite this
    for her.
    <3
    and for everyone
    who has wanted/has
    commit suicide.
    lets make it stop.

  9. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 7:34pm UTC
    Did you know that
    Helen Keller had a dog?
    Well neither did she.

  10. pripri910 pripri910
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 9:40pm UTC
    "So, do you think we could be friends?"
    "Sure! If Superman and the Joker, Pepsi and Coke, The Devil and the Angel, homework and fun, Mac and PC, summer and winter, and every other thing and their sworn enemy decide to become friends, then yeah, we can totally be friends!
    ...No, we cannot be friends, you idiot."
    all mine. no jocking, please?

  11. _unspokentragedy _unspokentragedy
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2010 11:37am UTC
    A t t h i s m o m e n t t h e r e a r e
    6,470,818,671
    p e o p l e i n t h e w o r l d .
    SOME ARE RUNNING SCARED.
    Some are coming home.
    Some tell lies to make it through the day.
    Others are just now facing the truth.
    S o m e a r e e v i l m e n ,
    AT WAR WITH GOOD.
    And some are good, struggling with evil.
    S i x b i l l i o n p e o p l e i n t h e w o r l d .
    SIX BILLION SOULS.
    A n d s o m e t i m e s
    ALL YOU NEED IS ONE

  12. spartagirl915 spartagirl915
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 9:31pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. MelyClaire MelyClaire
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 6:21pm UTC
    nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    "NUDIST BEACH"
    So this couple take their little son to a nudist beach.
    Little Timmy was very confused because he saw other women
    that had way bigger boobs than her mom, and were much prettier.
    So he asks her:
    Mom, why do those ladies have bigger bumps than you?
    on the front and on their backs?
    Embarrassed, her mother tells him
    Well, honey, the bigger they are, the sillier the girl is.
    So Timmy let that rest. But then he saw that they were many men
    and all of them had huge *noodles*. More than his dad.
    So he asks again.
    Mommy, why do those man have longer thingies than me and daddy?
    Blushed, again, his mom defends their honor
    It's because the bigger they have it, the dummer they are.
    So Timmy let that rest, too. After a while, he goes screaming to
    his mom and tells her:
    MOM! Hurry! I just saw my dad talking to the silliest girl ever, and
    he's getting dumber every second!!!
    :D
    nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    fave if you got it ;]

  14. krissytinaxo krissytinaxo
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 10:35pm UTC
    & it's going to be one of those nights where I'll put the earphones in, the volume up, and think about everything.

  15. Damaged Damaged
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 8:38pm UTC
    you know what ?
    So many people are born for a reason, so many are born with a goal; either to become president or to find a cure for cancer, but my goal is what leads to my reason. My goal was to find you and that gives me reason to live and be happy :)
    -My boyfriend ♥

  16. XxstrawberrykiwixX XxstrawberrykiwixX
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 6:23pm UTC
    why don't you go update
    your bookface or
    whatever you kids always
    go on.
    Oh dads.....

  17. XahmazingXquotesXforXyouX XahmazingXquotesXforXyouX
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    * * * - - - Q *
    * - - - Q * * *
    * * * * * - - -Q *
    Can we pretend that airplanes, in the nigh—
    NO

  18. OMExoxo21 OMExoxo21
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 10:16pm UTC
    IUSETOLOOKATYOU
    & smile
    NOWILOOKATYOU
    & shake my head at what you've become
    messing messed up :/

  19. XxstrawberrykiwixX XxstrawberrykiwixX
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 10:37pm UTC
    you can't always sit in the corner of the forest and wait for people to come to you. you have to go to them sometimes.
    -Winnie the Pooh

  20. DinosaurEatYou DinosaurEatYou
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2010 6:04pm UTC
    mom, I'm going out.
    "with friends?"
    No, mom, with rapists.

:)

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