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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Eminem4Life Eminem4Life
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 2:44pm UTC
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  3. singerchik245 singerchik245
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 8:16pm UTC
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  4. mrsjustinbieber mrsjustinbieber
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 9:31pm UTC
    have
    you
    ever just
    wanted
    to feel
    loved?

  5. cheerdancinggal cheerdancinggal
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 5:04pm UTC
    Why do
    apples represent teachers ?!

  6. wewilljockyou wewilljockyou
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 3:53pm UTC
    "Hi, welcome to Abercrombie.
    our sizes are;
    small, 
    x-small,
    anorexic,
    bulimic,
    and malnourished."
     
    facebook(: mine

  7. iiheartBrighton iiheartBrighton
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 10:41pm UTC
    Not mine, found it on Tumblr.
    S a d d e s t t e x t m e s s a g e I r e a d t o d a y .

    ______________________________________
    10:00 pm
    Girl: Babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
    Boy: Alright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
    Girl: You're drinking again?
    Boy: Don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
    Girl: Okay, I'll be waiting.
    Hours passed, more of the
    boy's friends came and they
    enjoyed too much that he
    forgot about the time. The boy
    looked at his cellphone and saw
    four messages and 10 missed calls.
    He shut his phone down to
    pretend his battery was drained.
    ____________________________________
    1:00 am
    The boy went home and
    saw his brother, panicking outside
    the house and looking for him.
    Brother: Someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag
    was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
    Boy: Don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
    The boy opened
    his cell phone and
    looked at her messages.
    ___________________________________
    11:00pm
    Babe, where are you?
    11:30pm
    Babe, why is your phone off?
    11:45pm
    Babe, there are guys following me.
    I'm scared. Where are you? :'(
    12:00am
    Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you.
    I wanted to greet you personally,
    but I think I won't see you tonight.
    Good night babe, I hope you're not
    drunk when you get home.
    ________________________________________________________________
    (This was originally in Filipino, but I translated it for you guys.)
    I felt sad, reading this. Guys, you'll never know when
    you'll lose the people you love. Show them everyday
    how much you love them because you'll never know
    when you can't anymore.

  8. xdamxselx xdamxselx
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 5:32pm UTC
    My Mom: That Girl Has Such a Pretty Voice!
    Me: Mom, that's Justin Bieber.
    ** Sorry to the Justin Bieber Fans! True story thoughh! LOL ;)

  9. rosieisodd rosieisodd
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 6:02pm UTC
    We stopped checking for
    monsters under our bed,
    when we realized they were inside us.

  10. rosieisodd rosieisodd
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2010 6:24pm UTC
    What if this time, I don't say hi first?
    What if this time, I don't text you back?
    What if this time, I leave you wondering?
    Yeah what if this time,
    you're the one feeling completely screwed over?

  11. archuleta96 archuleta96
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 5:33pm UTC
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  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. __sunshine __sunshine
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2010 4:08pm UTC
    I'll never let go, Jack...
    LOL JK THIS WATER'S FREEZING, PEACE

  14. NessaElizibeth NessaElizibeth
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2010 3:48pm UTC
    Be Yourself;
    Not what others want to see.♥

  15. NessaElizibeth NessaElizibeth
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2010 4:06pm UTC
    Don't Hate...
    Appreciate.

  16. _unspokentragedy _unspokentragedy
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 9:33pm UTC
    YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN SAID
    t h a t w e j u s t d o n ' t r e c o g n i z e
    t h e s i g n i f i c a n t m o m e n t s o f o u r l i v e s
    WHILE THEY ARE HAPPENING
    We grow complacent with ideas,
    o r t h i n g s o r p e o p l e
    & WE TAKE THEM FOR GRANTED
    a n d i t ' s u s u a l l y n o t u n t i l t h a t t h i n g
    i s a b o u t t o b e t a k e n a w a y f r o m y o u
    that you've realized how wrong you've been
    t h a t y o u r e a l i z e d h o w m u c h y o u n e e d i t ,
    HOW MUCH YOU LOVE IT.

  17. xiloveyou727x xiloveyou727x
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2010 12:38am UTC
    So yesterday on my birthday...
    I was talking to my guy best friend
    we were talking&laughing until i said,
    ''I guess i didn't get what I wanted today"
    he asked, "what did you want?"
    ''To have the guy I like ask me out''
    in my head i was saying you
    he paused then answered,
    ''I don't know if you do too but I really
    like you. So will you go out with me?"
    I was speechless but managed to say,
    ''Yes. By the way i was talking about you♥"
    II I wishh
    Minee(:

  18. gymnastics13 gymnastics13
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 7:10pm UTC
    People of Witty,
    The other day the supreme court made it official that cheering is no longer a sport . me and my friends are going to prove to the supreme court that it is a sport by writing them a letter and letting them know that so many people disagree . so if you believe it is a sport please click the heart to help us prove them wrong . me and my friends have grown up around this sport and we don't want to see it just go down because the supreme court wont call it a sport because they don't want colleges giving out scholarships for cheering . so please help us support our favorite sport .
    comment*
    click the heart*

  19. erinbrent erinbrent
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 8:13pm UTC
    Beezus: I mean, who could ever love a girl named Beezus?
    Ramona: Jesus?
    I love this movie more than life<3

  20. ratzrcool13 ratzrcool13
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 10:27pm UTC
    Never Go To Bed Angry
    Stay Awake and
    Plot Your Revenge

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