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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    I hate that thing that happens
    Right before you sleep.
    Every mistake you've ever made,
    Every word you wish you never said,
    Every moment that made you cry
    rushes through your head
    and all you can do about it is cringe
    and pretend it never happened...

  2. biamontet1 biamontet1
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    If students secretly think teachers are hot
    I wonder,
    if teachers secertly think students are hot?

  3. kitkat167130 kitkat167130
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 4:35pm UTC
    So I was trying on my prom dress,
    & my 11 year old brother walked into my room.
    I turned and asked him for his opinion of it & he said:
    "I would say you look like a disney princess....but....
    you look way prettier then all of them right now"
    [♥]

  4. Breannnnnanichole Breannnnnanichole
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    My Dictionary?
    1) Fine: I give up.
    2) Nothing: Something. I just want you to care.
    3) Go ahead: It'll hurt me, but I don't wanna stop you
    from doing what you want.
    4) Whatever: I'm tired of fighting.
    5) That's Okay: I'll get over it.
    ...eventually.
    6) Wow: You still don't understand.. /:
    7) I'm Gonna Go: Please want me to stay?
    nmf. I saw this, and wanted to make my own.
    Jason, this is your key. ♥

  5. ItWillRain ItWillRain
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 12:30am UTC
    I c a n ' t s t a n d
    laying here every night crying. Crying because I made a stupid mistake.
    Crying because I can't live without you. Crying because you are the only
    one that made my life complete and now you don't because of me.
    Crying because you are the only one I have actually cared this much
    aboutand now you are gone..
    NMF

  6. Skyblue42 Skyblue42
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    I was on the bus on my way to the mall, when a homeless man sat next to me.
    He saw that I was looking at the bouquet of flowers he held, and told me that they were for his wife, because today was her birthday. As he got off the bus he walked into the cemetery, and place the flowers on his wife's grave.
    A love that never dies.

  7. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    when I text you,
    it means I miss you.
    when I don't text you,
    I'm waiting for you to miss me.

  8. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 2:52pm UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Favorite For A Name
    That Sounds Cute With Yours
    I will do them all

  9. Lyannn Lyannn
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Things that suck.
    When people dont text you back.
    Cancelled Plans.
    Rainy days when you're sad.
    Losing friends.
    Missing someone.
    Loving someone who doesn't love you back.
    Change.
    When you can't fall asleep.
    Itchy bugbites.
    Regrets.
    Crying.
    When your heart aches for something it can't have.
    Feeling worthless.
    When people don't understand you.
    Overthinking.
    Unexplained feelings.
    When a store doesn't have something in your size.
    Bad grades.
    Not having enough money.
    When food stops tasting good.
    When people yell at you.
    Lies.
    Broken Promises.
    Being Lonely.
    btw follow jacqui459 and ofdgirl (:

  10. Sebastian_isTheName Sebastian_isTheName
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    Friend: "Awww, someone needs a hug!"
    Me: "Don't touch me."

  11. hotchick123 hotchick123
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    *Police catches woman speeding*
    Officer: Sorry ma'am but you were speeding
    Woman: Oh sorry
    Officer: Can I see you're license ma'am
    Woman:I'd show you it,but I don't have one
    Officer:What?
    Woman: Lost it 4 times for different reasons
    Officer: I see... Can I have your registration papers please
    Woman: I can't do that
    Officer: Why not ma'am
    Woman: I stole this car
    Officer:Stole it?
    Woman: Yeah and I killed the owner,he's in the trunk.
    *The officer calls back-up*
    Officer 2: Ma'am step out of your vehicle
    *Woman steps out*
    Officer 2: My fellow officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner.
    Woman: What?
    Officer2: Open the trunk ma'am
    *women opens trunk and it's empty*
    Officer2: Is this your car
    Woman: Yes here are the papers*gives papers*
    Officer 2: Oh... Do you have a license ma'am
    *women gives license from her bag*
    Officer 2 : The officer said you stole this car and mudered the owner and you didn't have a license
    Woman: God! I bet he said I was speeding too!
    I was laughing so much when I saw this

  12. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  13. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  16. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute

  17. rachelinaballerina98 rachelinaballerina98
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:35pm UTC
    Today;
    (please read, long but worth reading)
    Today, I saw an old man sitting by himself in the movies... my friend and i just kept staring because he was hooked up to a breathing tool but he was smiling and laughing at the movie the smurfs... when he finnally relized we were staring at him he turned to us and said,"It's okay to stare, i know you don't see this everyday. You see when i had children a long time ago this was there favorite show, i used to watch it with them every saturday morning. it was great. Untill one day my beautiful wife Celia and my three children got into a car accident and died. i never got to say good-bye. so, when i heard of this movie from my niece, i needed to see it. You see i may be an old dinosaur but i still have a huge heart."... please favorite for that old man with a heart of gold.♥

  18. ohxhelloxthere ohxhelloxthere
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 3:51pm UTC
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    The star of the football team
    h a s a b l i n d d a d
    who always comes to his games,
    even though he can't see him play.
    One day, the dad gets sick and dies
    before the night of his son's big game.
    The team is expecting him to slack off,
    mourning the death of his father.
    But he played the best game he EVER had,
    making the winning touchdown
    &+ many amazing plays.
    The couch is amazed, so he asked,
    "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
    The boy stares right at him, and says
    "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."

    -------------------------
    Not mine. I just love it

  19. peacex3jenn peacex3jenn
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. standinginsilence standinginsilence
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    So today at school..
    We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, "If you could choose between either having the super power to fly or to be invisible what would you choose?"
    About six people rose their hands to answer his question.
    He called on this one girl sitting in the back, she was very shy. I almost never heard her talk to anyone.
    She stood up and her exact words were-
    "I would choose to have the ability to fly because you don't need a super power to be invisible."

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