If witty was a school...
It would be called Witty University
Steve would be our principal
In art class we would design layouts, formats, cursors, backgrounds etc.
In social studies we would learn about what witty was like in 2003-2009
In writing our homework would be to write at least 5 quotes a day
In reading our homework would be to read 10+ quotes a day
In science, we would do experiments on our quotes, to change colors && etc.
In math we would average out how many faves we get a day
Before && after gym we get as much time as needed to change, do hair, make-up etc.
Instead of a counciling centre, we would have thousands of true friends to vent to
We could go to class whenever we want
The lunches would be of our choosing && we get a free dessert w/ it
No heart breaks, just mega-hot guys with huge hearts
We would have famous singers/bands to perform once a week
We would get to take on free after-school activities if wanted
There wouldn't be a dress code
No one would judge, everyone would love
You would get amazing grades in every class
Yeah...
...If witty was a school