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  1. sweetart11 sweetart11
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 1:32am UTC
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  2. PonandZi13 PonandZi13
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2011 1:42am UTC
    Just when I start feeling pretty....
    OH HELLO
    skinny blonde person.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. XxLollyBubblesxX XxLollyBubblesxX
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 6:46pm UTC
    I have screwed up 45% of my teenage life.
    [] Kissed someone before dating
    [] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 0
    [] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far:3
    [] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 7
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 10
    [] Threw something at the teacher
    [] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 21
    [] Been called the worst student
    [x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 12
    [] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [] Copied homework
    [] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 15

  5. bluebunny1 bluebunny1
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Fave if you like Bruno Mars more then Justin Bieber.
    Comment if you like Justin Bieber more the Bruno Mars.

  6. XxLollyBubblesxX XxLollyBubblesxX
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    For the girls who...
    1.) Don't like Taylor Swift or Justin Bieber
    2.) Love being Single
    3.) Aren't a popular cheerleader or the typical 'emo'
    And love who they are! <3

  7. LightbulbsRock LightbulbsRock
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Fave this if you've done at least one of these things:
    1. Slain a fire breathing dragon
    2. Been a ninja
    3. Found a cure for cancer
    4. Had 27 number one singles
    5. Cured a fatal disease
    6. Walked on water
    7. Eaten a jacket potato
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  8. XxLollyBubblesxX XxLollyBubblesxX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    You know you're stupid when....
    Someone says pineapple and
    you shout...
    "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"

  9. XxLollyBubblesxX XxLollyBubblesxX
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    R.I.H.A.N.N.A
    Have you fallen over and got amnesia?
    You're not retarded so what's with your questions?
    Who's that chick?
    and best of all?
    ...
    What's my name?

  10. XxLollyBubblesxX XxLollyBubblesxX
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 3:19pm UTC
    Nicki.Minaj
    is a legend...
    Willow Smith....
    EPIC FAIL!

  11. XxLollyBubblesxX XxLollyBubblesxX
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    When you brush your hair all nice like then...
    Whoosh!!!!
    The wind messed it up!

  12. XxLollyBubblesxX XxLollyBubblesxX
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    Taylor Swift singing about Love
    is exactly the same as
    Justin Bieber
    neither of them have any experience
    So shut up you fuzzbags!

  13. idance idance
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    I know this isn't the prettiest quote, & actually, it's not really a quote. I just need some positive energy to run through me, you see, I have a dance competition coming up, it may not seem like a lot to you, but it is to me, It's my first time competing where I'm alone on stage doing a solo, can I get any more nervous? No, I don't need any faves, I just need one comment saying a simple "Good Luck." ♥
    Thank you.
    I filed it under funny because that is the only way this would get noticed..

  14. Go_Radio Go_Radio
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    The Snooki Song
    (Sung To Tik Tok)
    Wake up in the morning, gonna find a guido
    A nice, juiced, hot, tanned guy
    who might look good in a Speedo
    Before I leave, tease my hair
    put the pouf in the back
    and most importantly
    i gotta bronze my face with shellac
    I'm talking,
    grab a pickle for the road (road)
    Get into the Jersey mode (mode)
    Get the pouf it's own area code (code)
    Little Italian flags on my toes (toes)
    Got my signature guidette pose (pose)
    Maybe today I won't get socked in the nose (nose)
    Let's score, in Jersey Shore
    Ouch my hair's stuck in the door!
    Be as tan as i can so that
    i can steal your man
    When i walk down the block
    all their heads will turn in shock
    oh oh oh oh,oh oh oh oh

  15. tonilicious3000 tonilicious3000
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    ((&Never got to a doctor whose
    office plants have died.///


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. indestructible indestructible
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 2:47pm UTC
    Willow Smith at 70;
    I ROCK MAH CHAIR BACK AND FORTH,
    I ROCK MAH CHAIR BACK AND FORTH,
    I ROCK MAH CHAIR BACK AND FORTH,
    I ROCK MAH CHAIR BACK AND FORTH.

  18. XxLollyBubblesxX XxLollyBubblesxX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:16pm UTC
    For those days when you say....
    "Boys? You can take a hike! I'm chilling with my girlfriends today"

  19. XxLollyBubblesxX XxLollyBubblesxX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    Things you do in junior school but you know that you still do know! #1
    Look up 'inappropriate words' in the dictionary and shout them out as the teachers walk past!
    Me & My Bezzie did this the other day and the teacher just looked at us and laughed LOL7
    Please Fave & Comment ;-)

  20. rockandrolllamb rockandrolllamb
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 11:08pm UTC
    ...On a scale from 1 to Lady Gaga...
    How weird is your outfit?

:)

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