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  1. Love_Aholic Love_Aholic
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    t h a t am azing m o m ent when
    you notice 'that' guy pointing at you
    showing his friends

  2. Kensie50 Kensie50
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you get home from school and look at yourself in the mirror thinking `did I really look like this all day?`
    format ©FunkyMonkeyFormats

  3. misscrazy33 misscrazy33
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    practicing your signature
    just incase you become famous

  4. jmaggss jmaggss
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    Somewhere in between our pointless flirtingI fell  in love♥ 

  5. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    When I see a hot guy, I take two seconds to plan our future together ♥

  6. Asbestos Asbestos
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    I go to school where the kids are higher than their grades.

  7. QuQu101 QuQu101
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    When somebody compliments you,
    and you're just like tell that to him.

  8. PurpLeDinOsaurs PurpLeDinOsaurs
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 7:35pm UTC
    i hate it when, i plan a conversation in my head,
    but the other person doesn't follow the script.

  9. Kensie50 Kensie50
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Dad: Son, I want you to marry the girl I tell you to.
    Son: NO!
    Dad: She's Bill Gate's Daughter.
    Son:..oh.. okay, then.
    -DAD GOES TO BILL GATES-
    Dad: Marry you daughter to my son!
    Bill Gates: Hell no!
    Dad: He's the CEO of World Bank.
    Bill gates: ...oh, ok.
    -DAD GOES TO WORLD BANK-
    Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO!
    Employer: NO.
    Dad: He's Bill Gate's Son-in-law.
    Employer: Oh, okay!
    THIS. IS. BUSINESS

  10. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    so don't fall in lovE,
    there's just too much to lose.

  11. HeSaiidSheSaiid HeSaiidSheSaiid
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 7:12pm UTC
    Hey
    Hi
    Whatsup
    nmu
    bored
    same
    so...
    Love these coversations with a firey passion ! ♥

  12. MisunderstoodHurtUnloved MisunderstoodHurtUnloved
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    that sad moment when you wake
    up in the middle of a good dream

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    WHENEVER I
    WATCH A 3D
    MOVIE I ALWAYS
    TAKE MY GLASSES
    OFF TO SEE HOW
    IT LOOKS WITHOUT
    THEM.

  15. kiylovessyouuX kiylovessyouuX
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    The first time you fall in love....
    it changes your life forever♥
    & no matter how hard you try
    the feeling never goes away.

  16. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    I think about you
    a lot more than i should.

  17. xxIntroducingMe xxIntroducingMe
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    I find it cute when:
    Couples act like best friends,
    Or…
    When best friends act like couples.

  18. MonicaMarie6 MonicaMarie6
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    People who make us happy
    Are neverthe people you expect

  19. hopelesslyinlovewithyou hopelesslyinlovewithyou
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 9:39pm UTC
    I really wish you knew
    how much I truly loved you... ♥

  20. MonicaMarie6 MonicaMarie6
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
    because the average man can see better than he can think

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