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bluexeyedxblondiex
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January 1, 2012 10:53am UTC

I laugh at boys that work at
SUBWAY
Cause they have to make me a sandwich.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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erikaajaguarr96
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January 1, 2012 2:02pm UTC

There's plenty of fish in the sea.. ?
Yeah? Well 50% are girls,
30% are over 18,
and 15% are under 10,
which leaves 5% of the population.
2% of the remaining fish are taken,
and we haven't even gotten into the personalities
of the fish, what the fish looks like,
and what you two have in common.
After all of that narrowing down,
there is only one fish left in the sea.
That fish is your nemo, so
never let anyone dare to tell you that
there are plenty of fish in the sea. ♥

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tylerr
posted a quote
January 1, 2012 1:17am UTC

it's alright, no need to reply. i was just texting you to exercise my fingers.
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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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juliaa51598
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 4:53pm UTC

"How'd you get that scar?"
"Well, I was like: Come at me Bro!! and he did..."

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Melrose*
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 5:02pm UTC

Maybe if you had a life,
you'd stop talking about mine.
{♥} {♥} {♥}

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IKindaLoveYou3
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 2:00am UTC

T H E
MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT\\\\\\\ IS RIGGED.
The winner is always from EARTH.
♥

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PippaGirlxx
posted a quote
October 10, 2011 2:12am UTC

Are you sexy and you know it?
Yes
No

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FunZy0x4
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 1:04pm UTC

Old meaning of sorry:
'I won't do it again..'
New meaning of sorry:
'Damn I got caught. Next time I need to be more careful and extra sneaky.'

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AmberSummer123
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June 27, 2011 6:58pm UTC

Today,
I stepped on a cornflake.
Guess that makes me a cereal ki l ler.

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heyitsana
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 7:31pm UTC

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the last thing i wanna do
is hurt you.
but, its still on my list.
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Baby_Brown_Eyes_2014
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 7:44pm UTC

Sweetie , my name isn't
dick
♥ so keep it out of your mouth
we wouldn't want you to choke on it
now would we . . . .

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xoKayygirllox
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June 27, 2011 8:38pm UTC

B:Beautiful
I:Individual
T:That
C:Corrects
H: Hoe's

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JackieRenee1
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June 27, 2011 8:43pm UTC

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Flmw
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June 27, 2011 8:49pm UTC

I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart,
but my butt is bigger. :)

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crazychickee17
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June 27, 2011 11:43pm UTC

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Emily98
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 12:05am UTC

.Is that a bell i hear?
Because
You just schooled.
♥
nmf.

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xxxTCxxx
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June 25, 2011 12:24am UTC

*Class is silent*
*phone beeps*
"Please say a command!"
Student;
Ahhhh f**k

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SIMPLY_YOURS
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June 25, 2011 12:20am UTC

Seeing a little bug flying around your room & thinking;
GOAHEAD; COME AT ME BRO!

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