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juliaa51598

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Member Since: 26 Sep 2011 05:16pm

Last Seen: 28 Jun 2012 11:43pm

user id: 221538

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  1. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    Can you guys click this link for me?
    http://www.kiss108.com/common/shareme5/index.php?linkid=600

  2. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    You call it lazy,
    I call it selective participation(;

  3. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    The "I'm thinking real hard"
    look when the teacher looks at you.

  4. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2011 3:41pm UTC
    2011: Cool story bro!!
    1800: Riveting tale chap
    _ _
    ____
    nmf/nmq

  5. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    I am the author of my own life.
    Unfortunalty, i'm writing in pen, and I can't erase my mistakes.

  6. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    that awkward moment when a fat person says "thats how i roll"

  7. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 1:25pm UTC
    Like this if you're single
    correction: too sexy for everyone

  8. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 6:28pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  9. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    90% of people marry their
    7th-12th grade love ♥
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
    IF you don’t repost this, your worst week starts now

  10. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    my parents: you're beautiful honey
    old people: i bet all the boys are chasing after you already
    boys: ew! what is that creature!?!?!

  11. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    "How'd you get that scar?"
    "Well, I was like: Come at me Bro!! and he did..."

  12. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When your friends are comparing bones they've broken
    And you're just sitting there like
    "I broke my pencil one time..."

  13. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    friend→best friend
    ↑ ↓
    turns into crush
    ↑ ↓
    nice guy turns into ↑ ↓
    ex ← boyfriend
    neverending cycle.

  14. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 5:18pm UTC
    ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND TURNS THE GUN TO HIMSELF HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND A COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY HER FIRST SUNDAY SCHOOL, SHE WALKS PAST THE BUILDING AN SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS. .. . THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER' HOW DID THAT MAN GET OFF THE CROSS'? THE TEACHER REPLIED: 'HE NEVER DID'. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: 'YES HE DID. THE NIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY DIED, HE SAT NEXT TO ME BEHIND THE COUCH, TELLING ME EVERYTHING WAS GONNA BE ALRIGHT. 66% OF YOU WON'T POST THIS. BUT REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS: 'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I'LL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER

  15. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you ♥

  16. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    We all have That One Song that makes you cry, yet you can't bring yourself to turn it off.

  17. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    Hey can I borrow a pencil?
    Sure but it doesnt have an eraser.. is that ok?
    Life doesnt have an eraser.
    Dude. that was deep.

  18. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    RAISING A SEXY BEAST IS HARD.
    My parents would know♥

  19. juliaa51598 juliaa51598
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    ABC'sOfMy Life;
    [a]vailable: yes :(
    [b]irthday: May 15
    [c]rush: likes my best friend
    [d]rink you last had: water
    [e]asiest person to talk to: katie/brianna
    [f]avorite genre of music: umm. idk. country?
    [g]ummy bears or gummy worms: worms. definately
    [h]ad your first kiss:nope
    [i]nstrument: trumpet
    [j]uice: <3 apple
    [k]illed someone: i wish
    [l]ongest trip: Arizona<3
    [m]ilkshake flavor:Vanilla
    [n]umber of siblings: 4 (including mee)
    [o]ne wish: That life didnt suck.
    [p]erson who holds the best memories: katie or christina
    [q]uiet or loud?: LOUD
    [r]easons to smile: it can only get better from now on(:
    [s]ong: Latin Girl by Justin Bieber
    [t]ime you woke up: 5:35
    u]mbrella: no. i wear a hood
    [v]egetable: cuppcakes
    [w]arm at the moment: sure... ?
    [x]-rays you've had: teeth
    [y]our favorite movies:Emporer's New Groove/Hangover/ily Beth Cooper/Adventureland
    [z]odiac sign: Taurus!

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