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yourcool
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 5:10pm UTC

it's weird to imagine important people
as kids. like obama probably wrote "b00bs" on a calculator and laughed at one point in his life.

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celestialerror*
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February 26, 2013 7:28pm UTC

❝I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits.❞

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cujo*
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 9:20am UTC

I've got 99 fonts and Comic Sans aint one of them

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cujo*
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 10:49am UTC

"I like living. I have sometimes been wildly,
despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow;
but through it all I still know quite certainly that just
to be alive is a grand thing." — Agatha Christie

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randi*
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 12:56pm UTC

Fave for Romney, comment for Obama

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klahhkayy
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 2:15pm UTC

"Why are they even
running for president?
According to the
advertisements they
have, they both
obviously hate America!"
-My teacher.
Made. My. Day.

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Jade672
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 2:25pm UTC

I'm happy being sad,
as messed up as that sounds. It's familiar. I know what to expect.
It doesn't let me down.

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ImmaBelieber67
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 1:47pm UTC

There's people like Gary Barlow who get better with age and there's people like my Dad, the older they get the more they resemble a bulldog.
- My Friend (This is why i love her soo much)

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xxdream121
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 1:48pm UTC

If I was a doctor
hot guy: I think i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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art of hatred*
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 1:53pm UTC

When I was younger
I would sing a solo song
And make different voices
So it sounded like five different people.
True Story.

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Zayns_Mirror
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 1:53pm UTC

Dear Witty,
I do not appreciate the sarcasm you are using by saying my quote will get 956 faves and 345 comments.
Sincerley, Getting My Hopes Up.

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funnymybunny
posted a quote
October 8, 2012 1:54pm UTC

Pitch Perfect:
I'm going to finish him like a cheese cake!

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WhenAllElseFails
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 12:03pm UTC

Selena Gomez "Who Says"
Lady Gaga "Born This Way"
Easy for them to say -.-

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WhenAllElseFails
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 3:22pm UTC

YOU.
With your words like knives and swords and weapons that you use against me.
YOU.
Have knocked me off my feet again, got me feeling like a nothing.

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WhenAllElseFails
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 3:34pm UTC

Once upon a time..
There was a girl and boy who liked eachother a lot.
But then, a sl/t
came along and
ruined it all.
The end.

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WhenAllElseFails
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 4:48pm UTC

Math.
The only place you can buy 250 cookies and not have someone ask, "What's wrong with you?"

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WhenAllElseFails
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Just breathe.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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