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posted a quote
March 13, 2014 5:48pm UTC

My grandpa used to water the plants
every week and there was a little frog
that would come out and croak until
my grandpa sprinkled some water on
him and he loved that frog so much

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posted a quote
March 13, 2014 5:23pm UTC

2 years old kid: *runs*
family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

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posted a quote
March 9, 2014 5:29pm UTC

Okay, this is awkward.
The top quotes are all about how Witty is slowly being abandoned.
This is most likely because of school and homework.
I can almost guarantee that by summer time, there will be at least 100 faves for the top quotes of the day.
Some people remember how quotes had 2,000 faves EACH DAY.
Quotes that only had around 300 faves were deleted, because they "didn't have enough faves."
Now, the top quotes of the MONTH have like, 200.
New people are joining Witty, and they're leaving because they look at the top quotes and see a bunch of complaints.
We should all contribute and make nice quotes with nice formats and maybe something that will catch an eye.
I miss when Witty had a whole lot of people. There was a lot of drama, but there was also a lot of people who you could talk to and become friends with.
We should all try to pitch in to make Witty better.
I'll start by making quotes with formats that look nice, and avoid using Tumblr jokes.
People went to Tumblr because that's where originality comes from. When they come here, the see the same thing over and over again.
Let's try to bring out our funny side.
okay bye

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posted a quote
March 7, 2014 5:54pm UTC

Will you remember me in a day?
Of course.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
I'll never forget.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET

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posted a quote
March 7, 2014 5:47pm UTC

*Breaks into your house*
can I pet your animals

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posted a quote
March 7, 2014 5:36pm UTC

Finishing my cereal before it gets soggy
is the most stressful thing in life

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posted a quote
March 6, 2014 10:35am UTC

Plot Twist: Your teacher accidentally calls you mom

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posted a quote
March 6, 2014 10:09am UTC

Girl: What type of dog do you have?
Guy: Tabby. So, you a virgin?

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posted a quote
March 6, 2014 10:07am UTC

will you marry me - A marriage proposal
will, you, mary, me - A foursome proposal
will, you, mary, me - Cave woman Mary tries to help Will recover from Amnesia

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posted a quote
February 21, 2014 3:44pm UTC

New Olympic sport:
The contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then
run down a flight of stairs

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posted a quote
January 26, 2014 2:15pm UTC

And who else
tried to hold on to their sleeves when putting on a jacket so they wouldn't roll up

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posted a quote
January 24, 2014 5:47pm UTC

Can we do a thing where someone
starts a lyric from a song and you all
comment another lyric from another song
but makes sure it makes sense and let's
make our own song and it can belike an
anthem

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posted a quote
January 24, 2014 5:22pm UTC

This shade of black I’m wearing
really brings out the color of my soul

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posted a quote
January 24, 2014 5:10pm UTC

The best thing that ever happened to me in high school so far was
when our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so
one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his
various theories about the island in lost and started drawing different
diagrams on the board and ranting about his fan theories and everybody
just went with it and raised their hands for him like he was the
teacher and that was the class.

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posted a quote
January 21, 2014 11:31am UTC

Remember that one time
you called your teacher mom

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posted a quote
January 21, 2014 11:26am UTC

At least I never went through the "Rawr means I love you in dinosaur" phase

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posted a quote
January 7, 2014 3:00pm UTC

I don't trust people who do acupuncture
They're all backstabbers

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posted a quote
December 28, 2013 1:58pm UTC

cute things to call your girlfriend
sugar
honey
flour
eggs
salt