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   Hi.
Okay so pretty much this is my second account where I b.tch about my life .Well .I don't want to put my rants on my actual witty ,because I attempt to make those quotes semi good .Enjoy my rants!If you're into that kind of stuff ...
                                         

 




 
 

  1. WittyRant WittyRant
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    "Homewrecker "
    "Wh.ore "
    Just names to be called . Now for those of you who
    enjoy listening to storiesabout other peoples lives listen
    in, because right nowi'm not even sure what to do . Here
    is the drama llama . My friend was into this guy Andrew I
    attempted to get them together than he wound up going
    after me . He wanted to Date & kiss me ,but i denied .But ,
    I was nice to him about it ,because i liked the attention .
    He told me my friend she was ugly & annoying , when she fo-
    und out she didn't like him anymore .Now , she liked the
    Next guy Timmy .Who now apperantly she had liked the
    whole time which we all know is bulls.it .However , som
    -ewhere along i wound up really really liking him . She
    kind of controls wether i see him or not , because he go
    -es to this place and so does she and i tag along and go
    with her becasue she races . Now I won't be able to go
    again , because she thinks i go after every guy she likes
    and she doesn't want me to get closer to timmy , because we
    talked & he had his arm around me .People thought we were
    makingout , but we wern't (Ha , i wish ).All i know is i'm really really
    Going to
    M i s s H i m .

  2. WittyRant WittyRant
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    NOBODY UNDERSTANDS
    When i ask to be alone.
    That means leave me alone before i go all donkey kong on your a.s

  3. WittyRant WittyRant
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 12:06am UTC
    What i don't understand.
    Girls naturally have there period.There i said it.
    Yet , guys freak out and run for the hills as soon as they hear anything about a girls menstural cycle.
    However , let me just remind you that we accept you for your
    b0ners
    jacking off
    Obsession with s.x
    and c/m.
    Yet , you're going to sit here and be afraid of something we can't even control!
    Do you think we like having blood come out of our uterus ?NO.
    You're not helping only making it worse.
    This doesn't make sense to me how you can be an ar.e about natural occurances.
    Yet , we accept you for yours.
    Because , that's fair.

  4. WittyRant WittyRant
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    What I hate about myself
    - I don't have a perfect body.
    - My teeth are ugly.
    - I'm so awkward it hurts.
    - Everytime i talk to people i feel like i'm annoying them
    - My b..bs are to big ,and sometimes i feel like that's all that guys like me for ,and you know what it's probably true.
    - People say they hate me.I wonder if their actually joking.
    - My face is too chubby
    - I make the weirdest faces unintentionally
    - I have an ugly laugh
    - My nose reminds me of a pig
    - I have like 2 chins ,and my legs are small.So i look awkward
    - I'm ugly.
    - I'm smart , but i'm never smart enough for everybody else.If i get a 90 somebody else gets a 95 exc.
    - My voice is to loud.
    - I'm not that great of a runner.
    - I'm terrible ABSOLUTLEY terrible at geometry
    - I feel as if i try to hard to fit in.
    - I have no artistic talent whatsoever.
    - I have no musical talent whatsoever.
    - I have nearly any talent what so ever.
    - The fact that i care so much about people who don't care about me.
    - The fact that on the outside i can be rude ,but on the inside it kills me to be that rude.
    The guilt it eats and eats .Why can't i just be rude and forget about it?like most people.
    - The fact that each itme my parents try to have a good relationship with me i urn away.I feel bad , because their so great ,and im just a terrible daughter .I turn them away to much .I know they love me ,and that i'm hurting them .
    So pretty such it's safe to say i'm hopeless.Not suicidal , yet hopeless.

  5. WittyRant WittyRant
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    BRB, preparing myself for all the
    "To me it's not valentines day it's thursday " Statuses.

  6. WittyRant WittyRant
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    I'm sexually fustrated .Cold.Hard.Fact.
    Okay, so i had this thing going with this one guy .I mean we had this flirtationship thing .Not that that's not common for me.I mean ill be honest i flirt with a lot of people ,but i dont know there's just something about him .I cant exactly explain it .I mean i didn't think i liked him until HER.She had to come in and be all like "your going to sit there now ,because you like him right ?" At that time i didn't know,but i didn't exactly want to get teased about it either so i denied it calmly though not like NO HAHAHAHA.Like no ,just stop .Im sitting here because i don't want to be by someone else who lets not mention called me an ugly stupid bit.h .I said he was a di.k and than the guy that i'm i don't even know any more i guess sexually frustrated with said your just finding this out now?Like i don't even know what to think anymore , but that girl from before just wasn't done .She had to have more .She again was like "(my name) likes matt , and i think you like her back ." Nobody said anything,or at least nobody said anything loud enough for me to hear . Than she looked straight at me and said " i love how you're not even denying it" Talk about awkward .Than brandon started flirting with me and me being me ofc i flirted back ,but as i flirted back it could've just been my imagination , but i think i saw him looking at me .I felt a pang of guilt at that moment .I couldn't wait to get the hel. out of there.I don't think he likes me though .I'm probably to chubby for his liking , and over a not his type ,but anyway since than we haven't talked like at all .I mean we talked, but not like we did before she said that .I'm probably over analyzing .I bet none of this comes up in his head at all
    .ANY ADVICEEE?!
    If you took the time to read this whole thing .

  7. WittyRant WittyRant
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    Okay , when guys
    *Steal my pencils
    *Make me chase you
    *DROP MY HEADPHONES OUT A WINDOW .
    *Make fun of my bootifull artwork(;
    *Take like 300 selfies on my phone
    *Try on my sweatshirts.
    *Tease me .
    * Say they hate me ,but like have the biggest smile on there face so i think their kidding.
    *Take my phone and try to text people
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    LYK IS THIS FLIRTING OR AM I READING SOMETHING WRONG .PLEASE SOMEBODY TELL ME?because , right now i don't know what to feel .Like , a couple of guys do this to me but i don't know if its flirting or if they actually don't like me...
    ~WittyRant xx

  8. WittyRant WittyRant
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    when my tutor ditches me .Like no it is bad enough i have to f-cking go to you to learn ,but better yet you ditch me .I understand you're hot ,popular and have better things to do in your life than tutor lil ol me , but b.tch you signed up for it . I am used to being the tutor not on the other hand of the deal .I know how it is .But really its a half an hour of your day that you have to spend teaching some one else .Im sorry if it interferes with your jacking off time , but i can't afford to do terrible in math .I just can't.Not on option .So it would be apprechiated if your ar.e showed up .

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