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xStoleMyHeart
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May 11, 2012 6:23am UTC

One Direction, Will You Marry Me?
a) yes.
b) a.
c) b.
fave if you get it(;

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Hell0KiTtyPink
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 7:05am UTC

I can't be the
one who,
goes "da da da da DA DA
DAAA!", when the 20th
Century Fox ad
comes on!
nmf/nmq
mcr

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iwantmyangel
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 7:16am UTC

Hi One Direction Fans!
Lets see how many people will highlight this. Fav if you did

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t_swizzle13
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 8:08am UTC

I wanna kill the sexiest person alive,
but suicide is a crime.
nmq.

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yabster01
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 6:03am UTC

that awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people think your stupid

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harrypotterfan5
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 6:46am UTC

Favorite if you've ever had a,
Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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jassayloux
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 5:41am UTC

If someone ever found a list of everything we've ever googled...
We'd be screwed.
♥
©jassayloux

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jassayloux
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 5:43am UTC

You never know what you have until..
You clean your room.
♥
©jassayloux

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PerfectlyUnperfectGirl
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 5:46am UTC

If mondays were shoes, they'd be crocs.

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_whenilookatyou_
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 3:46pm UTC

I just watched the key of awesome parody of What Makes You Beautiful...
I'm dying, that's f*cking hilarious. xD

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Keep_Smilin
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 4:12pm UTC

The depressing moment
When you're in 4th year and there are 1st
years taller than you

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Martaa
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 11:46am UTC

Doing your chores like a ninja while your parents pull up into the driveway.
nmq
nmf

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calliecalliecalliefornia
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 12:09pm UTC

I dream of a better world, where
chickens can cross the road
without their motives being questioned.

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Seguin13
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 1:26pm UTC

That awkward moment when you get a girl on your abercombie and fitch bag and you still stare at it

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OliviaOreoo
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 1:42pm UTC

Showing People A New Song You Love And No-one Cares.
3 Months Later, Everyone Is Singing It Because It Was On The Radio.
Format by twilightgirl995

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adrianaxo104
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 1:42pm UTC

Only Ninja's can read this quote.
>>Scroll down<<
Congratulations, You're A Ninja. Fave So Everybody Knows You're A Ninja.

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catieosaur
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 2:10pm UTC

boyfriend: how did I get so lucky with a girl like you?
me: lol, idk you must be high or something

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kdsmith2398
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 2:14pm UTC

"I make it rain on dem hoes!"
"Grandma, stop peeing on the garden tools!"

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