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BravoSierra
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May 9, 2013 12:40pm UTC

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I want to be thin and hot for summer,
but I also want brownies.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 3:25pm UTC

Any pain
you are going through right now;
it will end.
Take a deep breath.
Think of that one, bright, happy thing in your life
and smile.
Live another day.
It’s worth it.
Trust me.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 12:53pm UTC

me: *drops food on the floor*
germs: hey, food, let's go get it.
king germ: wait.
king germ: we must wait 5 seconds.
king germ: it is the rule.

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Hailey*
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August 3, 2011 1:10am UTC

Be Neighborly & .
DON'T PUT A PASSCODE ON YOUR WIFI.

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Hailey*
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August 12, 2011 2:12am UTC

So I woke up from a nap and I felt tired then I felt sick, now I want a milkshake.
Then make a milkshake?
No, because my dad doesn't like boys all up in our yard.
This is why your my bestfriend.

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Hailey*
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 5:03pm UTC

Today , I realized that,
If you run full speed,
The automatic doors
won't,
→ open in time

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Hailey*
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 11:59am UTC

My mom took away my unicorn,
Fave this is you think thats wrong.
♥♥♥

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heyitscooper
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May 8, 2013 10:19am UTC

Due tomorrow= Do tomorrow

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Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 3:32pm UTC

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
Dad: Son,where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school *Robot slaps son*
Son: OK,I went to the movies.
Dad: Which one ?
Son: Toy Story *Robot slaps Son again*
Son: OK,it was Day with a P.rn star.
Dad: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what p.rn was!
*Robot slaps Dad*
Mom: HAHA ! after all he's your son. *Robot slaps Mom*

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bye*
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 7:30pm UTC

but moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO m

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darkeyeangel
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 5:13pm UTC

On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap.”
On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.”
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) — “Do not turn upside down.”
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding — “Product will be hot after heating.”
On packaging for a Rowenta iron — “Do not iron clothes on body.”
On Boot’s Children Cough Medicine — “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.”
On Nytol Sleep Aid — “Warning: May cause drowsiness.”
On most brands of Christmas lights — “For indoor or outdoor use only.”
On a Japanese food processor — “Not to be used for the other use.”
On Sainsbury’s peanuts — “Warning: contains nuts.”
On an American Airlines packet of nuts — “Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.”
On a child’s Superman costume — “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.”

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Hale_Storm18
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May 8, 2013 5:50pm UTC

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