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WittyBestFriend · 1 decade ago on quote 6891627
They can't physically force you to eat it. Don't throw it up.
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meow* · 1 decade ago on quote 6891627
haha yea they can
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WittyBestFriend · 1 decade ago on quote 6890164
Hey, it's actually a good idea underneath a long dress.
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WittyBestFriend · 1 decade ago on quote 6889458
Your younger self foresees the future of Witty.
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WittyBestFriend · 1 decade ago on quote 6889481
Jealous. Very jealous. Can I have your biology teacher?
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WittyBestFriend · 1 decade ago on quote 6888433
I turn my phone into a wifi hotspot. Named it Police Surveillance Van 1.
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The Ukrainian Chick* · 1 decade ago on quote 6888433
LOOOL
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WittyBestFriend · 1 decade ago on quote 6888356
Got an ipad. Funny thing, the wifi comes from my android phone. I love my android better.
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WittyBestFriend · 1 decade ago on quote 6888718
I just like it better with only one pillow.
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WittyBestFriend · 1 decade ago on quote 6886866
This sounds very familiar to me a while back. When you have a crush, you tend to overthink everything. Every little thing they do, comes across as a sign they might like you. But the fact is it's depressing not knowing for sure if they do if they don't. Your only options are to wait it out and see what happens or confess now and get it over and done with.
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WittyBestFriend · 1 decade ago on quote 6886569
Mine does that. It's Facebook that's causing the problem.
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WittyBestFriend · 1 decade ago on quote 6884955
KenKay would be a great shipping name :)
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