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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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August 28, 2013 3:08pm UTC

um, like a few thousand of you aren't following me?? lol weird

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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August 28, 2013 3:12pm UTC

god i can't take this i'm gonna kms (knit my sweater)

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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August 28, 2013 3:17pm UTC

if you think you're cooler than me you're wrong because i discovered roar by katy perry 2 days before it was even released bye
.

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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September 10, 2013 7:38pm UTC

“ And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while because wtf is wrong with your teeth they're really yellow?? do you brush your teeth would you like me to help you next time

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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September 24, 2013 8:10pm UTC

MIDDLE FINGER UP IF YOU DONT GIVE A
*whispers quietly so parents can't hear*
frick

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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October 21, 2013 3:37pm UTC

To be honest I'd rather lose friends
than followers. oops.

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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October 21, 2013 3:42pm UTC

“boots with the fur” oh do you mean my uggs

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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October 21, 2013 3:45pm UTC

How dare you not love me!
I was in that one movie that one time and I walked behind a bush!! I'm FAMOUS?? You OBVIOUSLY have to have a crush on me since i'm so fabulous!

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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October 21, 2013 3:47pm UTC

girl at school: “blah blah blah no notifications...!”
me: oh hey are you talking about wittyprofiles

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αγάπη*
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October 15, 2013 4:29pm UTC

Google
Why Am I so insecure ?
You are insecure because you are ugly.
You are insecure because you should be.
You shouldn't be insecure because you are beautiful. I'm Feeling Lucky»
Not my format, MY quote

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Nat♥*
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October 18, 2013 11:59pm UTC

Hey You!
Yes you,the one that is crying for that idiot who is not
worth it,SMILES!
someone better waiting for you,also,you're beautiful.♥

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αγάπη*
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October 21, 2013 2:34pm UTC

You never leave my Mind;
even when I have a million things to worry about.

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spence*
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October 7, 2013 12:48pm UTC

Keeping the same tabs open for 9 days straight because they contain information relevant to tasks you're too lazy to complete - A novel by me.

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spence*
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October 7, 2013 12:51pm UTC

I'm saying "excuse me" but I mean "why the f.ck are you and your friends standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the f.ck"

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spence*
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October 7, 2013 12:53pm UTC

Why doesn't anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like I want a plain black sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch long line shorts sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back

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spence*
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October 9, 2013 1:09pm UTC

kind of weird isn't it..
How all of a sudden someone just decides to never talk to you again.
No reason.
No explanation.. No words said.
They just leave you like you meant nothing to them.
And the thing that hurts the most is how they make it look so easy.

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spence*
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October 9, 2013 1:16pm UTC

omg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts "BOOKS S/CK" and the quietest girl in my class says
"yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends"
even the teacher laughed omg

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spence*
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October 9, 2013 1:20pm UTC

When people don't reply to my messages
Me: do you know who the f/ck I think I am

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spence*
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October 12, 2013 3:26pm UTC

A few weeks ago
a girl with a very heavy backpack fell randomly on the floor,
with all her stuff spilling everywhere,
and an embarrassed look on her face.
one of the most popular girls came up to her and helped
her up and picked up all her stuff ignoring
the laughing from the other popular kids. She gives me hope.

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spence*
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October 16, 2013 4:11pm UTC

I think I get it now.
you can tell me all of your problems and I try to cheer you up but when
I try and talk about mine you don't answer me. Some friend you are.

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