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Winchester1
posted a quote
April 23, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Then he whips off his hospital gown, leaving him in just his underwear. "Why? Do you find this"---he strikes a ridiculously provocative pose---"distracting?"
Finnick Odair from Mockingjay

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Winchester1
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 8:53pm UTC

I think I'm going insane!!!!!!
Just kidding!!!!!!!
...but seriously...

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Winchester1
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February 19, 2012 12:32pm UTC

HEY YOU!!! YEAH YOU!!!!
Made you look!

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Winchester1
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January 16, 2012 2:04pm UTC

HEY LOOK!!!!
this quote is the newest!!!!
wait.... not anymore

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January 4, 2012 1:02pm UTC

If heaven wasn't so far away I'd pack up the kids and go for the day.
Introoduce them to their grandpa, watch 'em laugh at the way he talks.
Find my long lost cousin John, the one we left back in Vietnam,
show him a picture of his daughter now, she's a doctor and he'd be proud.
I'd hug all three of those girls we lost from the class of '99
I'd find my bird-dog, Bo, and take him huntin' one more time.
Ask Hank why he took those pills, back in '53
And ask Janice to sing the second verse of "Me and Bobby McGee"
Sit on a cloud and visit for a while, it'd do me good just to see them smile.
If Heaven Wasn't So Far Away by Justin Moore

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Winchester1
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January 3, 2012 10:28pm UTC

People always kill jokes.......
.........when they attempt to explain it.

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Winchester1
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January 2, 2012 5:31pm UTC

Once you go purple you never go back.......
........Why the hell am i typing in blue, then?

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Winchester1
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December 27, 2011 2:58pm UTC

FIND MY SECRET MESSAGE WRITTEN IN INVISIBLE INK!!!
so you were clever enough to figure this out.
Now if just press ctrl+w
if you want your very sucky prize
trust me
you DO NOT want your prize
it might cause you to log off

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Winchester1
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December 20, 2011 8:07pm UTC

WHATHELL
fave if you get it

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Winchester1
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December 20, 2011 8:02pm UTC

THAT HEART ATTACK MOMENT....
.........when you think you forgot your homework at home......

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Winchester1
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December 3, 2011 10:50pm UTC

I'm not like pinocchio....
.....I'm not like Justin Bieber....
.....I am actually.....
A REAL BOY!!!!!!

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Winchester1
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November 29, 2011 1:07pm UTC

I'm getting sick of you! Your dirty socks in the sink! Your food in the fridge!!!----
What's wrong with my food?
It's not food anymore, Dean, it's darwinism!!!!!
Supernatural

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November 29, 2011 1:03pm UTC

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November 29, 2011 1:01pm UTC

Why are you pushing a crash cart?
Because sometimes patients crash, and they still haven't invented a crash tractor for me to drive wildly around the hallways...
House, M.D.

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Winchester1
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November 27, 2011 7:20pm UTC

We're gonna cure death?
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
.....doubt it.......
House, M.D.

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