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WhyTwilightSucks

1. WhyTwilightSucks
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   November 27, 2011 3:38pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #80
   New hot couple name for Bella and Edward = Bedward.
   
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2. WhyTwilightSucks
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   November 27, 2011 3:36pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #79
   Stephanie Meyer must really be into pedophilia: first Edward and Bella, now Jacob and Renesseme? SPOILER.
   
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3. WhyTwilightSucks
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   November 27, 2011 3:31pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #76
   "And I cried numerous times upon realising there would never be an Edward in this world." --quoted from Almuvira Anona on Yahoo Answers.
   
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4. WhyTwilightSucks
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   November 27, 2011 3:32pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #77
   A hundred years difference = pedophile.
   
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5. WhyTwilightSucks
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   November 27, 2011 3:34pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #78
   It's a co-dependent relationship stripped down to the bare essentials. Girl: "I can't live without you. I want to change myself to be with you." Boy: "If you leave me, I will kill myself."
   
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6. WhyTwilightSucks
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   November 27, 2011 3:28pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #75
   Edward is a good VILF, that's it.
   
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7. WhyTwilightSucks
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   November 27, 2011 3:20pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #74
   Even if you like the book, it doesn't live up to its hype.
   
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8. WhyTwilightSucks
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   November 27, 2011 3:18pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #73
   WWJTWD: What Would a Judgmental Twilight Fan Do? Answer: attempt to attack with the 'cool vampire powers' they gained from reading the series. Awesome!
   
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9. WhyTwilightSucks
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   November 27, 2011 3:15pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #71
   This book was not worth the paper on which it was printed.
   
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10. WhyTwilightSucks
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    November 27, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #72
    Bella has no goals and no future; her life revolves around Edward.
    
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11. WhyTwilightSucks
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    November 26, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #70
    There's nothing worse than a fangirl going insane over a fictional guy. It's rather pathetic actually, so, um, yeah, get a life and keep reading those books, chickies.
    
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12. WhyTwilightSucks
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    November 26, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #68
    Iapplaud Stephanie Meyer, as she's got to be a rich woman by now, having found her forte in the insane cult of teenage girls who go rabid over her writings.
    
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13. WhyTwilightSucks
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    November 26, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #69
    Vampires vs. Werewolves. (Isn't that a Facebook application and such an original idea?)
    
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    November 26, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #67
    Edward hits on the school faculty to get out of classes.
    
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    November 26, 2011 4:25pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #65
    The reason Edward can't hear Bella's mind is because she doesn't have one.
    
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    November 26, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #66
    T. Pain would totally win Bella's heart and beat up Edward because he's on a boat.
    
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17. WhyTwilightSucks
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    November 26, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #64
    Isn't it funny how Twilight fans can't spell and use proper capitalization? By the way, #61, #62, and #63 are real quotes from real Twihards.
    
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18. WhyTwilightSucks
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    November 26, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #62
    And this... "do you WANT a cult of angry twilight luvers like myself at your doorstep at night trying to behead you????? you shouldnt voice an absurd oppinion like this on the internet."
    
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    November 26, 2011 4:16pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #63
    And this... "you must have not read much good litterature in youre life, because if you cannot appreciate the quality of this art...... YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSOUND!!!!!!!"
    
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20. WhyTwilightSucks
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    November 26, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #61
    All Twilight fans are insane, proved by several responses to criticism such as... "What is your name, address, and phone number, just so that i can track you down ank kill You with my super awesom vampire powers THAT I AQUIRED FROM READING THE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!"
    
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