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WhyTwilightSucks

1. WhyTwilightSucks
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   December 7, 2011 6:49pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #100
   The prose is purple amethyst. Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
   
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2. WhyTwilightSucks
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   December 7, 2011 6:46pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #99
   I've read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
   
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3. WhyTwilightSucks
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   December 7, 2011 6:45pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #98
   And even that (#97) isn't so great sometimes. English major fail.
   
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   December 7, 2011 6:42pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #97
   The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammer.
   
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5. WhyTwilightSucks
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   December 7, 2011 6:41pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #96
   Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from 6th grade.
   
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6. WhyTwilightSucks
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   December 7, 2011 6:38pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #95
   The book was so bad, I wrote 95 reasons why I hate it, and will continue.
   
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7. WhyTwilightSucks
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   December 7, 2011 6:36pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #94
   It's offensive to the entire human race, both male and female.
   
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8. WhyTwilightSucks
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   December 7, 2011 6:35pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #93
   Harry Potter could beat Edward any day with his magic powers.
   
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9. WhyTwilightSucks
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   December 7, 2011 6:33pm UTC
   Why Twilight Sucks #92
   Martin Luther would not have approved if the book was written during his lifetime.
   
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10. WhyTwilightSucks
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    December 7, 2011 6:30pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #91
    "It's annoying as hell." - Random Person on the Street #2
    
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11. WhyTwilightSucks
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    November 28, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #90
    "Cause it's dumb." - Random Person on the Street
    
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12. WhyTwilightSucks
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    November 28, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #89
    Light Yagami doesn't approve of Twilight so neither should you.
    
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13. WhyTwilightSucks
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    November 28, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #88
    You are allowed to have your own opinion, just like we are allowed to have ours. Get over it. Twilight fans don't seem to understand that though and attack at the mention of flaw in the book.
    
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14. WhyTwilightSucks
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    November 28, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #87
    Many people have enjoyed the making of this list, many have helped with it too... in other words, lots of people hate Twilight.
    
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    November 28, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #86
    "It would have been much better if Jacob and Edward discovered they were gay: no sequels, no whiny Bella. Amen to that."
    
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    November 28, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #85
    Ms. Meyer writes the way I did when I was 12 years old, doodling in my journal.
    
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    November 28, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #84
    Jacob, who didn't abuse Bella and was nice to her, was dumped and she chose Edward. Hmm, masochistic much?
    
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18. WhyTwilightSucks
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    November 28, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #83
    The only reason I kept reading was to see if Bella could redeem herself by getting over Edward.
    
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19. WhyTwilightSucks
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    November 28, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #82
    Bella's only deep thoughts are, "Edward is so perfect. I love him."
    
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20. WhyTwilightSucks
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    November 28, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    Why Twilight Sucks #81
    You may think Edward is smart and fast, but Chuck Norris could take him.
    
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