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WhatsNotToLoveInLife


  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. flippychips flippychips
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 1:13pm UTC
    i hate it
    when your watching TV while eating and you cant hear a thing because your crunching too loud -.-


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. cashmoneey81 cashmoneey81
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 9:55am UTC
    CHRISTMAS
    only 20 days away <3

  5. Graciepoolovesyou Graciepoolovesyou
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 9:49am UTC
    What?! I'm fail in English!
    thats unpossible!

  6. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    Christmas #4:
    When it comes to making a 'Christmas list'
    my mind goes 100% BLANK!!
    only me?.

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 11:26am UTC
    your 10,
    you have a laptop,
    ipod,
    facebook,
    & blackberry.
    When I was 10 I had a
    tamgotchi.

  8. xiloveyou13x xiloveyou13x
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 9:44am UTC
    hide n' seek champs :
    1. Waldo
    2. Osama Bin Laden
    3. my phone on silent

  9. strangesnapplefacts strangesnapplefacts
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 4:38am UTC
    REAL FACT #6
    A honey bee can fly at 15mph.

  10. stickerlesshobo stickerlesshobo
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 5:07pm UTC
    Russophobia-
    the fear of Russians

  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    One of the saddest sights in
    the world is seeing your mom cry.

  12. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    When people ask me for a piece of candy
    I always give them the flavour I don't like.
    NMF

  13. 13storyofmylife13 13storyofmylife13
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    I was walking down the hall today,
    wearing my favorite hat ever,
    when my Principle said:
    "Hats are not aloud in school."
    My best friend responded:
    "Ninjas aren't aloud in school either. But I'm here."
    I love her <3

  14. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    movies:
    group of three close bestfriends, friendship seems perfect.
    real life:
    3 people. 2 insperable. 1 confused in how she fits in to the friendship

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    Year 2392
    Child: "Mommy I can't sleep!"
    Mother: "Don't worry darling. Lay down as I sing you this ancient lullaby passed down through gernerations.
    Mother: " Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time.."

  16. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    did you know you can bite off yourfinger
    as easily as you bite a carrot?
    but your brain is like
    "no! don't eat your finger!"
    and that's why you can't.

  17. MikeyJames MikeyJames
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    Jingle Bells
    Twilight Smells,
    Edward ran away,
    Jacob Cries,
    Bella Dies,
    Harry Potter all the way.
    [HEY]

  18. kirsten18 kirsten18
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    hit the lights
    let the music move you ♥

  19. AdamGoesRawrAndAHalf AdamGoesRawrAndAHalf
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 2:26pm UTC
    soft kitty, warm kitty,
    little ball of fur.
    Happy kitty, sleepy kitty,
    purr, purr, purr.

  20. ILoveStarWars ILoveStarWars
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 2:27pm UTC
    What the author mean't.
    "The curtains are blue"
    What your teacher thinks it mean't
    "The curtains repersent his Immense depression"
    Or. The author mean't the f**king curtains are
    blue -__-
    My quote. Not my format.

:)

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