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stickerlesshobo

1. stickerlesshobo
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2012 10:46pm UTC
   The only person
   you should be
   better than is
   the person you were
   yesterday.
   
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2. stickerlesshobo
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2012 11:18pm UTC
   ask him out on Apirl Fools Day,
   that way if he says no, you can say it was a prank
   
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3. stickerlesshobo
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2012 12:52pm UTC
   Kid: Dad, they're here!
   Dad: Who's here?
   Kid: The boys!
   Dad: *gasps* My milkshakes!
   nmq
   
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4. stickerlesshobo
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2012 11:00am UTC
   So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and panties." I took them off. Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."
   Not mine but I love it!:)
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5. stickerlesshobo
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2012 10:51am UTC
   that awkward moment
   when your teacher was right about not being able to do your assignment the night before
   
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6. stickerlesshobo
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2012 10:43am UTC
   
   This is my 100th quote
   and for this quote, I just want to say that you are beautiful♥
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7. stickerlesshobo
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2012 8:44pm UTC
   Was learning cursive even necessary?
   
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8. stickerlesshobo
   posted a quote
   March 6, 2012 2:11pm UTC
   The best time to wear a stripped sweater is...
   ❒ never
   ❒ on Tuesdays
   ✔ all the time
   
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9. stickerlesshobo
   posted a quote
   February 29, 2012 9:39pm UTC
   Reason why I don't text guys:
   I feel like I am annoying them
   
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10. stickerlesshobo
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 1:12am UTC
    ^
    l a n d s h a r k
    
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11. stickerlesshobo
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    I w a n t t o b e
    D i r t y D a n !
    
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12. stickerlesshobo
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 12:24pm UTC
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    Fave if you "found love in a hopeless place"
    
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13. stickerlesshobo
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    February 16, 2012 9:42pm UTC
    The one that judges you the most
    is yourself
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14. stickerlesshobo
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    I don't think I will ever
    satisfy the mirror
    ♥
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15. stickerlesshobo
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    my iphone is the
    worst transformer
    EVER
    I put it in
    airplane mode,
    threw it in the air, and
    it droped
    format credit RaeIsAwesome
    
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16. stickerlesshobo
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    I just noticed that witty is
    purple
    
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17. stickerlesshobo
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 9:24am UTC
    Nothing is impossible except for impossibilty
    -P h i n e a s--
    
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18. stickerlesshobo
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    everything about you makes me smile♥
    
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19. stickerlesshobo
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    My thoughts on the Superbowl-
    10%- the real game
    40%- the commercials
    50%- food
    
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20. stickerlesshobo
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    There is going
    to be a lot of teen pregnancies
    in 2013
    
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