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WhathePotato

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May 30, 2013 8:43pm UTC

It seems like most people these days are better at talking to each other through some electronical device rather than with there mouths. I am one of those most people.

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WhathePotato

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May 29, 2013 9:16pm UTC

You break it you buy it
What if I break you?
Can I buy you?

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WhathePotato

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May 29, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Kids are kidnapped
Adults are adultnapped
and teens are preferably ignored

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WhathePotato

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May 29, 2013 7:15pm UTC

Kid: How did babies get here?
Me: Ebay.

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WhathePotato

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May 29, 2013 7:07pm UTC

I just realized. I have only been on witty for a while, but I have gotten a lot of follows and favs. But nobody knows who I really am. Trust me. When the time is right, you will know.

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WhathePotato

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May 29, 2013 6:56pm UTC

Friend: Weird.
Me: You just described my whole life!

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WhathePotato

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May 28, 2013 7:00pm UTC

HAHAHAHA!!! xD My computer says that my essay was updated 6.9 days ago!!!

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WhathePotato

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May 21, 2013 9:38pm UTC

I texted everyone in my contacts today to call me because i lost my phone. I had 7 people call me back. Wow guys.

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WhathePotato

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May 13, 2013 12:00am UTC

The only difference between a hero and a heroine is that a heroine looks much sexier in everything they wear.

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WhathePotato

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May 12, 2013 2:03pm UTC

I think my mom deserves a round of aplause. She has gone through so much hardship and stress. Life is difficult for her. She did have to raise my brother after all.

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May 12, 2013 1:58pm UTC

The scary thing about Witty, is that your best friend could be spilling their heart out to you, and niether of you would know.

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WhathePotato

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May 12, 2013 1:53pm UTC

3 really stupid things to do on Valentines Day:
#1: Reading what is printed on the balloons out loud.
#2: Get caught putting something in someone's locker.
#3: Not give me CANDY!!!

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May 12, 2013 11:06am UTC

Science experiment:
I have these packets of peanut butter that say " kneed and squeeze"
I showed them to all my friends
they burst out laughing.
My Conclusion:
My friends are perverted.

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May 11, 2013 12:43am UTC

There is always a moment of scaryness when you realize you like someone.

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May 10, 2013 7:57pm UTC

I hate those moments when you stand in front of a door for 15 minutes trying to pull it open only to realize it says PUSH.

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May 10, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Me:*Sticks out tongue*
Friend:*Sticks out tongue*
Me:*Sticks out tongue*
Teacher: What are you doing?
Friend: Nothing.
Me: I AM STICKING OUT MY TONGUE!! :D

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May 10, 2013 7:52pm UTC

I blame my art teacher for teaching me how to doodle in class

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April 29, 2013 8:39am UTC

Friend: * walks in* Can I ask you something?
Me: *reading book* The chickens in the microwave.
Friend: *Face palm*

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April 28, 2013 7:46pm UTC

My DAD was in the Boston Marathon during the bombing. He was lucky to get out alive and unharmed.
FAV this to remember those lost, and give hope to others affected by it.

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April 28, 2013 6:55pm UTC

When teachers ask you to write an essay:
Average: 1-2 page essay
Nerd: Full 3.5 page essay in complete detail
Idiot:
Jock: 1 page becomes about sports after the first sentence
Class Clown: (Insert Text Here)

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