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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. volleyballgirl24 volleyballgirl24
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 9:23am UTC
    Fav if you still say "Duck Tape" instead of "Duct Tape"

  3. toria_skax toria_skax
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 12:51am UTC
    ew internet explorer.

  4. Schizophrenia21 Schizophrenia21
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    Click the [♥] if
    yuo cna raed tihs wihtuot a porblem baecuase yuore Asoemwe
    Credit: GreenDinosaurFormats

  5. miggleswiggles miggleswiggles
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    'Pretty please with a cherry on top?!'
    fave if you remember saying this when you wanted something really bad

  6. boredwatev boredwatev
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:20am UTC
    Admit It
    We've all called our teacher
    'Mom' At least once.
     
    NMQ, don't know the source, sorry.

  7. Grace_Ali Grace_Ali
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:26am UTC
    Today is my 13th
    Birthday. Can I get at least 13 favorites?

  8. beach_all_day98 beach_all_day98
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:33am UTC
    It's my Birthday! I'm finally
    14
    Can I Get 14 likes Please :)

  9. MustangDesire MustangDesire
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 10:38am UTC
    How dose Super Glue, stick to everything else, but the inside of it's bottle? I JUST DONT GET IT! ♥

  10. Cazima* Cazima*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:52am UTC
    Alarm clocks
    Because everyday should begin with a heart attack

  11. unitopia25 unitopia25
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    Home alone: Computer, food, and pajamas.

  12. lindseypaiva_xox lindseypaiva_xox
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 7:40pm UTC
    "It's so fluffy
    I'm gonna die!"

  13. Scarlett1239 Scarlett1239
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    There Is Always That One Quote That Makes You Go I-K-R.
    Fave If You Get Me.

  14. yourwordscutlikeknives yourwordscutlikeknives
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    TODAY...
    I have been 37 days cut free
    Can get 37 faves for this please?
    It's the hardest thing I have ever done

  15. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 11:32am UTC
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    You know the movie 'Mall Cop"
    That was filmed
    at the mall I go to(:
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  16. italiangirl3 italiangirl3
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    When you're at a car dealership
    & you wonder
    How they got the car in the building

  17. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    most people:
    lazy Sunday
    me:
    lazy Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.
    nmf/q

  18. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    Someone says
    LMFAO
    And I don't know whether to laugh,
    Or shuffle.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. Heidi_Veronica Heidi_Veronica
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. violetcrayon violetcrayon
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    You cook bacon
    and bake cookies
    Your mind=blown....
    and now you're hungry

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