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  1. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    if you asked me for my heart,
    there's no way that i'll say no. ♥

  2. nikkilove7 nikkilove7
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 2:02pm UTC
    Please read this:
    Girl: "We're going over 100, slow down, I'm scared."
    Boy: "No, this is fun."
    Girl: "No it's not,please slow down. It's scary."
    Boy: "Do you love me?"
    Girl:"Yes of course, since day one!"
    Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
    Girl: I love you...now slow down please."
    Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."
    **girl hugs him tight**
    Guy:"Can you take my helmet on and put it on, its bugging me."
    In the paper the next day, a article said that a motorcycle crashed
    into a building because of break failure. Two people, a guy and a
    girl were involved but only the girl survived. Halfway down the
    road, the guy had realized his brakes had broke, but he didn't want to scare the girl, so he didn't say anything. So, he made the
    girl say she loved him, and to feel her hug one last time. Then he
    let her wear his helmet so she would live...even if it mean he would die.
    Fave if you think this is so cute♥

  3. LoVeLaUgHdReAm LoVeLaUgHdReAm
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 10:43am UTC
    Everyone has that one slutty friend ;
    if you dont , then your the slutty friend

  4. wittyforever wittyforever
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    thatawkwardmomentwhen
    you go to the same house trick-or-treating again, & they recognize you...

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    when two people are taking a picture of you,
    and you don't know which camera to look at.

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    OUR PARENTS
    spend the first part of our lives
    teaching us to walk and talk
    and the rest of it teaching us to
    SIT DOWN&SHUT UP

  7. RainDancer96 RainDancer96
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 11:07am UTC
    Mom: Hey , did you get home safely?
    Me: No, I died like four times.
    -_-

  8. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    Dora thinks shes sexy
    showing off her belly ;)

  9. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    That annoying moment when;
    you start the same sentence at least 3 times, But someone keeps interupting you.
    Format Credit: DamnnTaylerx

  10. sports123321 sports123321
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 4:06pm UTC
    LOL Kim
    My showers last longer than your marriage.

  11. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 2:45pm UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    We all have that song
    on our ipods that we always skip
    but never delete


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    The day I get my license
    Is the day you get hit by a car.

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    Dear katy perry,
    Im so glad somebody finally understands how i feel!
    Sincerly plastic bag

  15. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    I cant clean my room
    because I get distracted by all the cool stuff i find.

  16. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    Of Course Dad
    every guy I know is my boyfriend

  17. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 10:52am UTC
    THE FIRST 3 WORDS
    YOU FIND DESCRIBES YOU
    A H N L V L P F A T S Y N G A N M T
    Z X Y F K L W S B I O K B A D H M A
    P Q Z T X Q L E P I C C A B N U W F
    R Z L P T Y X D K L X Z A K G V X G
    E P O A L A D B Z F C L U T Z B G S
    T L F F S F S V L O V E L Y S A L P
    T V Z L K S J A B E A U T I F U L A
    Y B C X E A P E D V L A H I V K J L
    S G B L N S L D A W F G B E C I S K
    L L S A B U H Z X S O L Y F A B M N
    L S H A F V O Q W H O R E E P D A P
    U B U T D Q S X C P L Y H A B N Z N
    L I O I Z S X A H L Y H G P A S B R
    C Q L U C P A T V K Y C S L L J O O
    S C F J Z I L S A P L O P T N I C E
    B T J U D L A B P I A I P Z U X M T
    A A D B S A D A A T U B A X G P L K
    K X L C A U H R E B A L X Z K S I L
    U F U N N Y F U K B R O K E N Y M D
    reposted/credit-iCourtney
    -NMF. I'M FreALLING TO PIECES

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