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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
December 17, 2012 3:25pm UTC

if you sit next to me in the movies,
you will get very sarcastic comments whispered in your ear.

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Yahoo Answers:
What should i call my rabbit?
Thunder or theodor or theo
Someone's answer: Sir Digby Chicken Ceasar
well somebody didn't read the info..
;)

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 2:46pm UTC

you were not involved
in the personal joke.
so shut the f/ck up.

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 2:58pm UTC

I didn't fall,
I attacked the floor.

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 3:42pm UTC

Hot substitute teacher:*walks in*
Katie: OMG HE IS HOT.
Me: Ok Katie, calm down!
Hot substitute:*speaks*
Katie: EVEN HIS VOICE IS SEXY OMG
Me: Oh look here he comes
Hot substitute:*talks to guys next to us*
Katie: *hides under the desk*
Me: *hears giggling sound emerging from the desk*
Me: *looks down to find katie falling over laughing*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Hot substitute: *walks away oblivious*
Me: Oh ok.

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 3:49pm UTC

YOLNT.
you only live nine times
a cat one for steve:)

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
December 13, 2012 4:02pm UTC

I'm falling for you,
please catch me.

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Steve
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 10:11am UTC

What I do today is important because I am paying a day of my life for it. What I accomplish must be worthwhile because the price is high.

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Steve
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 9:36am UTC

You die twice.
Once when your physical body dies and once more when your name is spoken for the last time.

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Steve
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 2:22pm UTC

The difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished'
When you marry the right girl, you are complete.
When you marry the wrong girl, you are finished.
And when the right girl catches you with the wrong girl, you are completely finished!

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
December 12, 2012 5:17pm UTC

Most people: I like this song *downloads song*
Me: I like this song *downloads all of their songs ever, downloads 34756 pictures of them, and fangirls about them*

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 1:36pm UTC

What are you doing tonight?
Oh, you know just hitten up the clubs.
Oh nice what club?
Club penguin...

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itsmeSABRINA
posted a quote
December 11, 2012 1:39pm UTC

I wondered why all these boys were in my yard:
then I looked down at my milkshake and it all made sense.

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awesomenessandahalf
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 11:44am UTC

do you wait for my reply,
like I wait for yours?

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hellocharlie
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November 28, 2012 11:50am UTC

We should just Love.
Not fall in love, because
things that fall, get broken.
mq

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