PLEASE READ!!!
I was born with a terrible disease.
It is called "Unicornitis."
Basically, I was born with a unicorn attached to my hind end.
I have to get surgery to have the unicorn removed, but the doctors say I'm not allowed to have the surgery unless I have 10,000 favorites on Witty Profiles.
Please help me, girls. The unicorn attached to my bottom affects me in my everyday life (I can't sit down easily, and it's always complaining that I don't feed it enough peanut butter sandwiches.)
Help a fellow Witty Girl out and
favorite this till we get to 10,000!
it's getting RIDICULOUS, guys.