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  1. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 9:30pm UTC
    Do you think that clouds look down on us,
    and are like
    "That one shaped like and idiot."

  2. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 9:16pm UTC
    they should invent
    a treadmill
    with a laptop built in
    and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn't work
    like you had to be walking on it, you can't just trick it and stand on the sides
    i would lose so much weight
    the faster you go the faster the wifi


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 6:16am UTC
    it's kinda messed up that
    winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

  5. emileeashly emileeashly
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 4:11pm UTC
    I hate when
    you can't talk because you're about to cry

  6. Ceira Ceira
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:05am UTC
    When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows.
    You thanked her by waiting until she left the house to watch them.
    When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming.
    You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.
    When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp.
    You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter.
    When you were 15, she came home from work, expecting a hug.
    You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.
    When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car.
    You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.
    When you were 17, she was expecting an important call.
    You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
    When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation.
    You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.
    When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags
    You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
    When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you.
    You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.
    When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her.
    You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
    And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
    Fave This, If Your mom means all the world to you <3

  7. xxBMTH4Everxx xxBMTH4Everxx
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
    My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
    of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
    Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
    "Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
    MILA.

  8. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 7:09am UTC
    the head of a company survived 9/11 because
    his son started kindergarten.
    another fellow was alive because it was
    his turn to bring donuts.
    one woman was late because her
    alarm clock didn't go off in time.
    one was late because of being stuck in the NJ turnpike
    because of an auto accident.
    one of them
    missed his bus.
    one spilled food on her clothes and had to take
    time to change.
    one's
    car wouldn't start.
    one couldn't
    get a taxi.
    the one that stuck me the most was the man
    who put on a new pair of shoes that morning.
    took the various means to get to work but before
    he got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
    he stopped at a drugstore to buy a band-aid.
    that is what he is alive today...
    now when i am
    stuck in traffic
    miss an elevator,
    turn back to answer a ringing telephone...
    all the little things that annoy me,
    i think to myself,
    this is exaclty where
    i'm meant to be
    at the very moment.

  10. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 12:08pm UTC
    If you are reading this, you have
    survived your entire life up until
    this point.
    You have survived traumas,
    heartbreak, devastation, the
    different phases of life.
    And here you are.
    You go, mutherf/cker.
    You're awesome.

  11. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 4:35pm UTC
    Life Hacks. From iFunny,
    #001
    A handicapped parking
    spot needs a sign to be valid.
    If it just has a wheelchair
    painted on the ground, you
    can legally park there.
    #002
    Running low on battery?
    Put your phone on airplane
    mode and it'll charge much
    faster.
    #003
    Fold your receipt around the
    gift card to always
    know the balance.
    #004
    If you want to download
    a YouTube video, just add "ss"
    to the URL between www.
    and YouTube.
    #005
    Use a spring from an old
    pen to keep your charger from
    bending or breaking.
    #006
    Have a good twenty minute work
    out in the morning. Then you
    can be lazy for the rest of the day
    without feeling guilty.
    #007
    Mixing alcohol with diet
    coke will get you more drunk
    than mixing it with
    regular coke.
    #008
    Tell people to pick a number
    between 12 and 5, 95% of
    people choose seven (because
    they automatically subtract it).
    #009
    Make a password into a goal
    of yours so you constantly have
    to be reminded of it.
    #010
    Sugar can cure a burnt
    tongue.
    #011
    When a friend is venting
    to you, sometimes it's better
    to stay silent instead of
    trying to give advice.
    #012
    Putting your phone on airplane
    mode will stop ads while
    playing games.
    #013
    Mosquito bite? Press a hot
    spoon onto the spot. The heat
    will destroy the reaction and
    the itching will stop.
    #014
    Need some free WiFi? The
    best places to go are Panera,
    McDonalds, Apple Store, Office
    Depot, Staples, and Courtyard
    Marriott.
    #015
    Have left over coffee from
    this morning? Make coffee ice
    cubes. Can be used to cool iced
    coffee without diluting it.
    #016
    If the taxi driver asks if
    you're "from around here,"
    lie and say yes- sometimes they
    drive farther (driving up the
    price) for tourists.
    #017
    Going to a bar? Start by
    giving the bartender a $20 tip.
    You'll get amazing service the
    rest of the night.
    #018
    If you ever get caught sleeping
    on the job or in school, slowly
    raise your head and say "In
    Jesus' name, amen."
    #019
    Wrinkly shirt? Throw it in
    the dryer with a few ice cubes
    for 5 minutes. Wrinkles gone.
    #020
    If you pay $65, you can register
    your dog as an "Emotional
    Support Animal" & it'll be illegal
    for landlords to refuse to
    rent to you.
    #021
    If you chew gum when you
    study a subject and then chew
    the same flavor when you
    take the test it can help
    you remember.
    #022
    On 7/11, 7-Eleven gives
    out free slurpees in honor
    of it.
    #023
    Put pancake mix in a Ketchup
    bottle for a clean no-mess
    experience.
    #024
    If you bought something
    on Amazon and the price goes
    down within 30 days you can
    e-mail them and they will
    send you the difference.
    #025
    A cure for headaches: Take a
    lime, cut it in half, and rub it on
    your forehead. The throbbing
    should go away.
    #026
    If you ever go to a zoo,
    wear the same colors as the
    employees do. The animals will
    come right up to you instead
    of backing away.
    #027
    You can turn an old CD spindle
    into a unique bagel holder.
    #028
    Don't want to be embarrassed
    when buying something? Buy
    a birthday card with it.
    #029
    Feeling ugly? Go sit in
    Wal-Mart for 2 hours. You will
    feel a lot better.
    #030
    On www.Supercook.com
    you just enter what ingredients
    you have and it tells you what
    meals you have and how
    to make them.
    #031
    If a disk is skipping, rub
    a banana over it to seal the
    scratches. Remember to wipe
    it off before you stick it
    back in.
    #032
    Need to tell a believable lie?
    Include an embarrassing detail,
    nobody doubts a story that
    makes you look dumb.
    #033
    If you ever get trapped
    underwater in your car, use
    your carseat headrest to
    break the window.
    #034
    If someone presses all of
    the buttons on the elevator, you
    can avoid stopping on each floor
    by pressing each button
    again twice.
    #035
    Getting nauseous from reading
    in the car? Tilt your head side
    to side and it'll go away.
    #036
    In areas with lots of stoplights,
    going exactly the speed
    limit will help you hit
    more green lights.
    #037
    You can heal paper
    cuts and immediately stop the
    pain with chapstick.
    #038
    When ordering coffee, ask
    for a medium in a large cup.
    They'll likely accidentally over
    fill it and you'll get a cheap
    large coffee.
    #039
    If you mess up a voicemail
    to someone, press "#" to erase
    and re-record.
    #040
    When someone new is
    hanging out with you and your
    friends, call your friends by their
    names so the new person has a
    chance to memorize them.
    #041
    Want to park somewhere
    you're not allowed to park?
    Keep the envelope from a
    parking ticket and put it under
    your windshield wipers.
    #042
    If you have a tough decision
    flip a coin, not to decide for
    you, but you'll realize what you
    really want when it's in the air.
    #043
    Lick your wrist and smell
    it. This is what your breath
    smells like to others.
    #044
    If you accidentally close a
    tab, close+shift+t reopens it.
    #045
    If you ever get kidnapped
    and they tie your hands together
    and put tape over your mouth,
    lick the tape until it falls off.

  12. VenhzfulMuch VenhzfulMuch
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    Going to Bed:
    Me: Mom! I'm going to bed! *shuts down laptop*
    Mom: Kay, honey. Sweet dreams!
    Me: *walks to bedroom* *turns light off* *goes under the sheets* *check surroundings*
    Me: Time to....(whispering) *Turns on phone*
    Me: INTERNET!(still whispering)

:)

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