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  1. alanamariekreps alanamariekreps
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Sad Story
    A girl wanted a ring. But the boy gave a teddy bear instead. In anger, the girl threw the bear on the road. The boy wanted to take it back, but he was hit by a coming car and died. At his funeral, the girl hugged the bear and the machine in it spoke: "Will you marry me?" Guess what she found, a ring inside it.

  2. ilovemustaches830 ilovemustaches830
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 10:21am UTC
    FAVE IF YOU'VE
    EVER CRIED
    so hard that you couldn't breathe.

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    GETTING A LOT OF GIRLS ♥♥
    I S N ' T
    s o m e t h i n g t o b e p r o u d o f . [x] [x] [x]
    KeePInG oNe IS.

  4. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    guys...
    he just asked me out

  5. 🦋* 🦋*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Hugs were
    invented to
    let people
    know you
    love them
    without
    having to say
    anything

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    DAYS PASS AND FEELINGS
    FADE. I'M WONDERING IF
    YOU R E G R E T THE
    DECISION YOU MADE.

  7. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    Those conversations
    only you and your best friend could have.

  8. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 2:25pm UTC
    Defintions
    Annoying (adjective) - When your skinny friend complains about being fat.
    Gum (noun) - Popularity in the form of a stick
    Never mind (phrase) - You were too stupid to understand the first time, so I give up trying to explain it.
    Sharing is caring (phrase) - Give me some of your food.
    Death penalty (noun) - Killing people that kill people to show that killing people is wrong.
    Cookies (noun) - The dough that actually made it into the oven instead of my mouth.
    Success (noun) - When you finish an entire tube of chapstick without loosing it first.

  9. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    Realize what you have,
    »»»until it turns into what you had.

  10. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  11. SnaperDoodle SnaperDoodle
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Practicing your signature in case you get famous.

  12. livingafairytale livingafairytale
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    I want a boyfriend.
    No, I don't "need" a boyfriend. I want one, I want to know he'll keep me safe, even if its just from the monsters in my closet. I want him to cuddle with me and I want us both to be madly in love with eachother. I want my family and his family to love him and myself. I want to be able to go out and have good times together and also have nights when we just cuddle up next to eachother and watch netflix movies. I want him to know I love him so much and for him to actually love me, no games, no broken promies, and nothing bad. I just want love

  13. Arilena :)* Arilena :)*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    &Who else has
    those days when you hate
    the world? And ANYTHING
    that happens even
    dropping your pen makes you
    want to break down & cry.

  14. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    You break me
    You numb me.
    You still seem
    to stun me.
    This pain has
    outrun me.
    You are all I have left.

  15. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    I can't believe
    you are mine. ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||

  16. Baseballisme Baseballisme
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    Teacher: What's the formula for water?
    Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
    Teacher: Why would you give a silly answer like that?
    Student: You said it was H to O!

  17. CrazyFootballChick CrazyFootballChick
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    I don't just want any boyfriend,
    I want you

  18. PrincessTee PrincessTee
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    IQ Test:
    Mary's Father Has Five Daughters.
    Nana; Nene; Nini & Nono.
    What's The 5th Daughter?
    Comment The Answers.

  19. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    HOW LONG HAS
    i t b e e n s i n c e [ someone touched part of you ]
    x||||||||||||| other than »
    YOUR BODY?

  20. xxrebeccaxx xxrebeccaxx
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    "Kids these days!"
    Uhm, you're 12..

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