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1. totallymusicobsessed
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   November 26, 2012 3:09am UTC
   hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
   is the fear of loooooooooooooong words
   The amount of irony in this is like the amount of sugar in Coke
   
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2. MissTomlinson
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   November 20, 2012 5:13pm UTC
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3. youAREfuckingSTRONG
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   October 11, 2012 1:36am UTC
   Police: where do you live?
   Me: with my parents.
   Police: where do your parents live?
   Me: with me.
   Police: where so you all live?
   Me: together.
   LOL
   
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4. youAREfuckingSTRONG
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   October 19, 2012 1:50am UTC
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5. totallymusicobsessed
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   November 20, 2012 4:09am UTC
   Awkward moment when you think you can understand simple Japanese, but really..... you can't. You're Japanese teacher tests you by reading out a story in Japanese - this is what I understood...
   Mum? Mum? Hello? Moo. Moo. Cow. I'm a horse. Rabbit
   I didn't even know I was capable of that
   
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6. Unknown_user
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   November 21, 2012 3:06am UTC
   Akwardky Akward Moments #1
   When you're on your first date and your date hands you flowers but then you see a spider on them and they become mushed petals instead.
   
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