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TurtlecalledJimmy

1. TurtlecalledJimmy
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   September 1, 2012 3:45pm UTC
   I want to know what goes through a guy's mind when he starts falling for a girl ♥
   
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2. TurtlecalledJimmy
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   September 1, 2012 3:42pm UTC
   I'm so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time.
   
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3. TurtlecalledJimmy
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   September 1, 2012 3:39pm UTC
   That one boy, Who brings a smile to your face, When you simply just think about him.
   
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4. TurtlecalledJimmy
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   September 1, 2012 3:01pm UTC
   The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets, the prettiest eyes cry the most tears, the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
   
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5. TurtlecalledJimmy
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   September 1, 2012 2:57pm UTC
   Sometimes people only change because of how badly they've been hurt
   
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6. TurtlecalledJimmy
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   September 1, 2012 2:54pm UTC
   You can’t change how people treat you or what they say about you. All you can do is change how you react to it.
   
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7. TurtlecalledJimmy
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   September 1, 2012 2:50pm UTC
   I'd rather argue with you than kiss someone else.
   
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8. TurtlecalledJimmy
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   September 1, 2012 2:42pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you're trying not to look when someone is staring at you. . .
   
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9. TurtlecalledJimmy
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   September 1, 2012 2:40pm UTC
   I like turtles because they're so chill. They don't hurt anyone. They're just like, "Hey man, I wanna swim, and maybe eat some lettuce."
   
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10. TurtlecalledJimmy
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    September 1, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    In 1880: Girls got undressed for their husbands. In 1995: Girls got undressed for money. In 2012: Girls get undressed for likes on Facebook.
    
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11. TurtlecalledJimmy
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    September 1, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    "F*ck it" - my final thought before making most decisions
    
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12. TurtlecalledJimmy
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    September 1, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Friend: "your parents are so nice!" Me: "it's because you're here -_-"
    
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13. TurtlecalledJimmy
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    September 1, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    You're hot and I'm ugly. Opposites attract.. right?
    
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14. TurtlecalledJimmy
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    September 1, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing... now it's just like... "oh wow, she's pregnant too?"
    
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15. TurtlecalledJimmy
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    September 1, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    We really need a sarcasm font on the Internet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    
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16. TurtlecalledJimmy
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    September 1, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    "Please don't see me, please don't see me, please don't see me..." "HEYYYYY!" "Crap..."
    
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17. TurtlecalledJimmy
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    September 1, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    When you know you're being annoying but you don't give a f^ck because you're finding yourself too hilarious.
    
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18. TurtlecalledJimmy
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    September 1, 2012 12:17pm UTC
    Harry Potter brand condoms: Protect your Slytherin from Hogwarts while you're in her chamber of secrets.
    
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19. TurtlecalledJimmy
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    September 1, 2012 10:57am UTC
    Head up, stay strong. Fake a smile, and move on.
    
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20. TurtlecalledJimmy
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    September 1, 2012 10:35am UTC
    Me: "Mom! I can't find it." Mom: "If I go up there and find it your dead." Me: *5 seconds later* "Found it!"
    
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