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TurtlecalledJimmy
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October 5, 2012 5:19pm UTC

"Omg, he is cute" "You think so? "Yeah, but don't tell him.." *Shouting* "HEY YOU! MY FRIEND THINKS YOU'RE CUTE!
Happens to everyone -.-

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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October 5, 2012 5:15pm UTC

Girl: Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick! Boy: So, I wear Jordans cleaner than your p*ssy.

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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October 5, 2012 5:13pm UTC

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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October 5, 2012 5:11pm UTC

Stomach: Oh your taking a test in class and its dead silent? Here let me play the song of my people.

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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October 5, 2012 5:09pm UTC

I threw a kid in the well, don't ask me I'll say he fell. I will regret this in hell but he was in my way!

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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October 5, 2012 5:06pm UTC

Running toward my dreams, tripped over reality and hit my head on the truth

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 22, 2012 2:39pm UTC

Well I’d love to stay and chat but I f*cking hate you.

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 22, 2012 1:34pm UTC

I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 22, 2012 1:30pm UTC

"Dude that song is old".... "Well so is your mom but you still listen to her"

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 22, 2012 1:28pm UTC

Who else hates it when your parents compare you to other kids?

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 22, 2012 1:25pm UTC

*Missed a call* *Calls back* *No answer* What, did you die within 3 seconds?

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 22, 2012 1:23pm UTC

When i say "I won't tell anyone"... I still tell my best friend.

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 22, 2012 1:21pm UTC

A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings.

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 13, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Family: "You're so pretty! I bet all the guys are after you!" Guys in school: "Someone poke it with a stick, see if it bites."

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 13, 2012 11:11am UTC

I got 99 problems and school is every single one.

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 13, 2012 10:20am UTC

D.R.A.M.A. = Dumb Retards Asking for More Attention

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 9, 2012 3:19pm UTC

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullsh*t

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 8, 2012 4:16am UTC

Yeah. You may talk to me, make me laugh and say the sweetest things. But how many other girls are you doing that to?

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 5, 2012 4:16pm UTC

That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can't stop smiling like an idiot.

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TurtlecalledJimmy
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September 5, 2012 3:33pm UTC

I look back on some of the stupidest stuff we've done and think, "This is exactly why we're best friends."

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