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  1. na636 na636
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 10:47am UTC
    " I cant do a split because I dont have the right pants on"
    -_- sure blame it on the pants..........

  2. Lauren🌸* Lauren🌸*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 11:15am UTC
    isn't it ironic.. how, the people that you 'think' you can trust, leave the quickest.

  3. Lauren🌸* Lauren🌸*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 1:48pm UTC
    I think it's extremely cute when..
    your guy best friend comes up to you from behind
    and he coves your eyes, and says ''guess who?''
    and I think it's really cute when a guy says to a girl
    ''would you do the honour of being my girlfriend''
    instead of, ''go out with me''
    I think it's really cute if a guy says ''I love you''
    Instead of 'ily'
    and I think its cute if a guy calls their girl ''baby''
    instead of the simple ''babe''
    I really really do...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. ElleG ElleG
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 10:43am UTC
    But what if tomorrow you notice my
    flaws and imperfections and don't look
    at me the same way you did today.

  6. purplecandy purplecandy
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 10:43am UTC
    Mum:Hey honey can i see ur witty?
    Me:what witty?,throws laptop out the window and pretends to have aminisa.
    Mum:what do u mean u dont remember me I'm going to call ur father wait here.
    Me: goes to airport ,flies to antarctica and changes name to marco.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. thatgirlnobodysees thatgirlnobodysees
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 8:51am UTC
    Beauty gets attention, personality captures hearts
    -Anonymous

  10. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 9:35am UTC
    And I hate that I made you think
    that the trust we had is broken.

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    And her grades dropped from a ninety eight to a ninety two
    And she stopped eating from three helpings to just one
    And she stopped sleeping from ten hours to only six
    And these changes were subtle, but there were there
    And she slowly fell apart, piece by tiny piece
    And her grades plummeted, she's failing now
    And she stopped eating, she hasn't had a bite
    And she stopped sleeping, she was lucky to get an hour
    And these changes seemed sudden, but they were there all along
    And she fell apart a while ago and no one could put her back together

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    The scariest thing about teenage girls is that all they have to do
    is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total sh//t

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    I wish there was a non a.ssholeish way to say
    "Our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of sh//t you do p//sses me off, bye."

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    Why do my quotes keep getting hidden? I just posted a quote expressing my
    personal view. There was nothing rude, no swearing, no profanity, nothing against the rules of Witty. These mods are really getting on my last nerve. This isn't the first time that this happened, either. And there was nothing wrong with the previous quotes, either. I have never done anything wrong on this site. Honestly, I go out of my way for my quotes to make them okay. Seriously, I'm thinking about leaving this website. The people are rude and complete and utter brats.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    So, when a sophomore on my bus was getting off at his bus stop,
    he suddenly stopped walking and started staring at my phone. When I noticed him and turned my phone off, he gave me a knowing smile. Honestly, what are you smiling about? The only thing you accomplished was watching me check my notifications.

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    Did you know that there is a law in all schools that states if the teacher
    does not appear in the first 15 minutes of class, you can leave the class.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    I wonder if anyone from my school has ever
    recognized me from Witty

  18. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    What p//sses me off more than anything is when you try to speak against
    someone who jokes about r.ape and they say, "Oh, why are you getting upset? Ha were you ra.ped or something?" No, I wasn't r.aped. R.ape isn't funny and r.ape jokes don't only offend r.ape victims. You shouldn't j,oke about it, you ignorant little sh//t

  19. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    No, but it really p//ses me off that teachers don't understand that some
    students suffer from mental disorders like social anxiety and force them to talk in class for a grade. Like, no thanks. I'm perfectly fine listening and taking notes.

  20. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Can you imagine if Witty just decided to shut down and you see all these
    confused teenagers coming out of their house and squinting at the sun?

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