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  1. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2014 10:50pm UTC
    MCR released their last song today.

  2. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 6:07pm UTC
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  3. theskycatsociety theskycatsociety
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:42pm UTC
    and on tuesday,
    you said you loved me
    i wasn't sure about this
    nobody has ever loved me.
    in other news,
    the boy from across the street
    gave a flower to my older sister
    and told her she was pretty

  4. theskycatsociety theskycatsociety
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:50pm UTC
    we met on a bridge
    i bumped into you and apologised
    you smiled and tried to hurry past me
    but walked into someone else
    sometimes i revisit the bridge
    and i see the way the water
    laps at the pebbles by the riverbank

  5. theskycatsociety theskycatsociety
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 2:59pm UTC
    sometimes in the middle of the night
    i get out of bed and i sit on my windowsill
    and i look out into the night
    i can never see the stars or the moon
    maybe i'm not looking hard enough

  6. theskycatsociety theskycatsociety
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 3:59pm UTC
    some thoughts:
    have you ever noticed
    how we always want
    something else
    but when we finally get
    what we want
    we are never satisfied
    maybe the point is
    the hope
    the yearning for something else
    maybe that's what it's about
    i don't know
    i'm an idiot sometimes

  7. theskycatsociety theskycatsociety
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:38pm UTC
    your hair is rain-soaked
    and i slip my hand into yours
    the world is watching us tonight
    let's just get swept along with the noise

  8. theskycatsociety theskycatsociety
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 12:58pm UTC
    we live in a different galaxy
    there are so many worlds in your eyes
    your smile was like the surface of neptune
    please don't let anyone steal your stars

  9. theskycatsociety theskycatsociety
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 3:28pm UTC
    so i'm going to leave wittyprofiles.
    i've been on here roughly about two years, on several different accounts. it was pretty freaking awesome for the duration of time i was here, but lots of people don't even write their own quotes anymore. yes, i realise that you might have seen something on tumblr, and thought it was funny. and if you have, chances are, other people have seen it on tumblr too. it gets old pretty quick. you'll click on the top quotes and about 7 outta 10 of those things are from tumblr. of course, there's a few of you guys out there who write your own stuff, whether it's a funny joke, a rant, a story, whatever. those guys need to carry on putting their own stuff out there. wittyprofiles is about you, for your own creativity and originality. you can have a go at me in the comments if you want... i'd like to thank you for being here, and i'd like to ask you to continue being yourself. never let them take you alive.

  10. OliviaMoustachesUnicorns OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 1:45pm UTC
    *ends every piece of advice with idk tho so i don't ruin your life*

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2014 2:21pm UTC
    does anyone know why a camera pops up every time you fave a quote?
    like is that an april fool's joke or should i be actually concerned.

  12. CalmYoTits CalmYoTits
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 10:23pm UTC
    10 Favorites
    • Favorite Color: Purple and green
    •Favorite food: Chicken Wings are cool
    • Favorite Singer: either Billie Joe Armstrong or Gerard Way. Amazing voices
    • Favorite Show: The Office or Scrubs
    • Favorite Sport: I like baseball
    • Favorite Season: Fall
    • Favorite Day of the Week: Sunday. It's a chill day
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla (boring)
    • Favorite Time of Day: Sunset because it's not night but the day is over
    9 currents
    • Current Mood: Relaxed
    • Current Taste: ?
    • Current Clothes: Shorts, Tee shirt, Uno Dos Tre bracelets
    • Current Computer: HP laptop
    • Current Finger/Toenail Color: black and my ring fingers are ruby red
    • Current day: Wednesday
    • Current Surroundings: siblings, couch, TV, tables
    • Current Annoyance(s): My dad's presence, people in general except
    • Current Thought: If a guy likes me...
    8 Firsts
    • First Best Friend: Kim
    • First crush this school year: Cameron
    • First Screen Name: I think my aunt made my Webkinz so it was grandmacarole
    • First Pet: cat
    • First Piercing: I have none
    • First Thing You Did Today: Woke up, realized it was almost time for me to leave, and spazzed around
    • First Thing You Ate Today: No clue
    • First School: No clue
    7 Lasts
    • Last Food Consumption: Ice cream
    • Last Car Ride: From violin tutoring back to my dad's house
    • Last Text Message: I have to stay here until next week *crying emoji*
    • Last Movie Seen: American Idiot
    Last Item Bought: an iPhone (yes I pay for it)
    Last CD Played: Awesome as F**k (Green Day)
    • Last Website: googling "Bob Saget"
    6 Have You Evers
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Not really
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: Sorta
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: No
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: Ha. Ha. Ha. No.
    •Have You Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass door: Yes
    • Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: Yes
    5 Places You've Been To
    - Orlando, Florida
    - Myrtle Beach
    - Herseey, Pennsylvania
    - New York City
    - Washington, DC
    4 Things
    You're Wearing: *refer to beginning*
    • You Did Last Night: Text my friends, try to sleep, not sleep, finally sleep
    • What Can You Hear Right Now: TV and my phone vibrate
    • You Can't Live Without: Green Day
    3 People You Can tell anything to:
    -Beth
    -Meghan
    -Chris
    2 Choice
    • 1. black or white: Black
    • 2. hot or cold: Cold
    1 Love
    • Well love is a weird thing. So I really like a guy....for a while now...


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  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 11:22pm UTC
    plot twist: he likes you back
    another plot twist: he's in a band

  16. Michelle Parker * Michelle Parker *
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 12:34pm UTC
    words hurt, i have the scars to prove it

  17. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 12:57pm UTC
    You are gorgeous and honestly, if you're super thin or bigger than the majority, you can lose weight, gain weight or stay so forever. You know what would not change? your heart, it will always be what makes you more beautiful.
    -Hayley Williams (Paramore)
    (C)Karma'saB¡tchRight
    pd: I saw this in Spanish (I'm from Argentina), I translated it on a translator (that does not mean that I always translate all my quotes), sorry for every mistake!


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  19. feelingsofsuckiness feelingsofsuckiness
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2014 1:13pm UTC
    You can call me*queen bee
    *green bean


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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