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AnaCastro196
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February 13, 2014 12:53am UTC

Me: Its almost Valentines Day, feel free to
confess your love to me
Guy: I like you
Me: NO, NOT YOU, YOUR UGLY!!!
No wonder why guys dont ever approach me

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JordanReneee
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February 13, 2014 6:19pm UTC

HAHA im fake?
What did you just say beind my back? Think again b*tch .. ✌

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weirdguyacrossthestreet
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February 13, 2014 6:41pm UTC

You know I understand why some sharks attach humans. I mean, when a stranger goes into my house wearing a speedo I would probably attack them.

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helloitslexi
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February 14, 2014 1:45am UTC

There's 365 days a year, & you only choose ONE day to do something special for your significant other???
...Ok

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happygirl22
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February 14, 2014 8:19am UTC

Valentines Day
(holiday)
- the day when the V and the D come together

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1mrsseguin9
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February 14, 2014 8:21am UTC

HAPPY SINGLE AWARENESS DAY

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 9:27am UTC

Happy Valentines Day!
...you motherfxckers.
(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

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Smile Hope *
posted a quote
February 14, 2014 9:58am UTC

Going back to the time when I first saw you .

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FreakingPip*
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February 14, 2014 10:02am UTC

Theatre Pick Up Line #141:
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you...

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Chaos*
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February 11, 2014 2:59pm UTC

Chad: - So, why did you go to school anyway?
Kurt: - For lunch.

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
posted a quote
January 18, 2014 10:56am UTC

You're just a little bit
out of my limit

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 18, 2014 11:43am UTC

I appreciate whoever let girls into the army because girl on period + gun = unstoppable

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 21, 2014 12:44pm UTC

*flips hair*

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 21, 2014 2:12pm UTC

put some reggae reggae sauce on yo dish

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 21, 2014 2:29pm UTC

*Opens wardrobe*
*expects to see Narnia*
*finds Monsters Inc.*

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 21, 2014 2:32pm UTC

click to see this quote

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
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January 21, 2014 2:39pm UTC

Today at Starbucks
I had them write
Primrose Everdeen
on the cup
when it was ready & the woman called it out
I yelled
"I volunteer as a tribute!"
took my club & left.
It was the funniest thing I've ever done.

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
posted a quote
February 12, 2014 12:50pm UTC

substitute teachers are so funny

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 12:39pm UTC

plot twist - someone actually follows me back without me asking them to.

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Hadley_heart
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 12:44pm UTC

BElieve THEre is GOOD in the world.

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