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yourcool
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January 20, 2013 3:25pm UTC

i swear if my memory was any worse,
i could plan my own surprise party.

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sammilynn_143
posted a quote
January 17, 2013 2:59pm UTC

I Ell Oh Vee E Why Oh U
-Nmq-Twitter

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yolo143youonlyliveonce
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 10:28pm UTC

Everything was perfect
until you decided
I wasn't.

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xxgoaliegirlxx
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 10:33pm UTC

Ever Since I've Seen the Toy Story Movies...
I believe my stuffed animals/ toys come alive when we aren't there

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BBallGurl1425
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December 16, 2012 10:19pm UTC

Realizing you overslept.....
And popping out like a ninja
O.O

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Irishvalley01
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 10:17pm UTC

Three words, eight letters
say it and i'm yours
"I got WiFi"
nmq

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sammy*
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December 15, 2012 2:42pm UTC

Mom: you haven't moved since i left the house 5 hours ago.
Me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:37pm UTC

cigaretts are just like hamsters.
perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:45pm UTC

i hope we're friends until we die.
and then i hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the sh/t out of people.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:32pm UTC

may your hard times only last
as long as a Kardashian marriage.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JuJubee612
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 12:35pm UTC

If life gives you lemons,
you might wanna ask
for some water and sugar,
cause without it,
life is gonna be kinda
sour.

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Imperfectly_Perfect
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 12:41pm UTC

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No,I can't hang out tonight
There's a party on club penguin
I can't miss it
So sorry
CookieDoughFormats

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 12:46pm UTC

I'm sorry, I'm too American to understand anything intelligent.

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TheyCallMeCurrrdy
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 12:51pm UTC

Well.
Aren't you a little ball of sunshine this morning.

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LemmonMuncher
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Dear Monday,
Fuc!k you x
Yours faithfully The World

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 12:02pm UTC

So I was going through Steve's quote comments because I was bored and frankly, I have little of the thing we call "a life", and Steve comments the funniest things lol!
So there was a quote that said:
The moment....
When you get soap in your eyes.
Steve comments:
What about it?

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MadMadders31
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 12:25pm UTC

Dear Past Me:
You were so stupid. Just beyond stupid.
I can't even explain how stupid you were.
Dear Present Me:
You're still stupid. Just not as stupid as you were before.
Dear Future Me:
Don't be stupid.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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KiwiBaby12
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December 16, 2012 12:30pm UTC

Person One: I'm so athletic.
Person Two: I can sing really well!
Person Three: I'm gorgeous!
Person Four: I'm totally smart!
Person Five: I can dance!
Person Six: I'm really funny.
Me: I can breath really well.
Me: Chokes.
HAHA not mine, but it kills me every time. Tumblr.

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