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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 29, 2011 7:19pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #15
Brittany To Dr. Carl:
"This room looks like the one in that spaceship where
I GOT PROBED”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 29, 2011 7:14pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #14
Brittany To Carl: "I don't brush my teeth.
"I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat.
I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper
WAS A DENTIST”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 29, 2011 7:09pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #13
Brittany To Glee Club:
"I think my cat's been
READING MY DIARY”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 29, 2011 7:05pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #12
Brittany To Glee Club:
"My name is also Brittany Spears. My middle name is Susan, My last name is Pierce, So that makes me
Brittany S-Pierce. I've lied my whole life in Brittney
SPEARS' SHADOW”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 29, 2011 6:59pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #11
Kurt To Glee Club:
"She changes her look faster
than Brit changes sexual partners"
Brittany To Glee Club:
IT'S TRUE”
Glee

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May 29, 2011 6:54pm UTC

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May 29, 2011 6:50pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #9
Brittany To Glee Club:
"I made him a card that
said heart attacks are just from
LOVING TOO MUCH”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 29, 2011 6:45pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #8
Burt Hummel to Brittany: "Use protection"
Brittany To Kurt: "Does he mean like a
BURGLAR ALARM?”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 29, 2011 6:41pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #7
Brittany To Glee Club:
FINN CAN FLY?”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 29, 2011 6:37pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #6
Brittany To Artie:
"Did You Get A
LEG TRANSPLANT?”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 29, 2011 6:32pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #5
Brittany To Glee Club:
"Is God
AN EVIL DWARF?”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 29, 2011 6:27pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #4
Kurt To Brittany:
"So what are you being for Halloween this year?
Brittany To Kurt: "I'm going as a
PEANUT ALLERGY”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 29, 2011 6:23pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #3
Brittany To Kurt:
"So you're pretty much the only guy in this school
I haven't made out with because I thought you were
capital G-gay, but now that you're not, having a
perfect record would
MEAN A LOT TO ME”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 29, 2011 6:17pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #2
Brittany To Principal Figgins:
"I lied. Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs.
I really just wanted to touch
HER BOOBS”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 29, 2011 6:13pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #1
Brittany To Santana:
"Did You Know Dolphins Are Just
GAY SHARKS?”
Glee

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