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1. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 8:58pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #35
   Brittany To Glee Club:
   "I wore a tank top today because I thought it was summer and no one taught me how to read
   A CALENDER”
   Glee
   
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2. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 8:52pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #34
   Brittany To Glee Club:
   "I don't want to die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill
   GETS CANCELED”
   Glee
   
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3. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 8:48pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #33
   Brittany To Kurt: "Your hands are so soft,
   Seriously they're like a baby.
   Now I know what it's like to
   DATE A BABY!”
   Glee
   
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4. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 8:43pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #32
   Brittany To Glee Club:
   "Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet.
   I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and
   GOT FRUSTRATED”
   Glee
   
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5. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 8:37pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #31
   Artie To Brittany: "Adultery means cheating"
   "I thought It meant being stupid.
   LIKE BEING A DOLT”
   Glee
   
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6. TheWitOfBrittany
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   May 29, 2011 8:32pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #30
   Brittany To Glee Club:
   "Can I Be Honest?
   I Don't understand The Difference Between An Elf
   AND A SLAVE”
   Glee
   
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7. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 8:26pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #29
   Brittany To Santana:
   "Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas Vacation, and an entire family of mice started living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other
   WAS RABIES”
   Glee
   
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8. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 8:21pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #28
   Brittany To Anyone:
   "I Think My Shadow's
   BROKEN”
   Glee
   
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9. TheWitOfBrittany
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   May 29, 2011 8:16pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #27
   Brittany To Santana:
   "Mirrors
   CONFUSE ME”
   Glee
   
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10. TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #26
    Brittany To Glee Club:
    "When I Left For School, My Mother Was Looking
    For A Hospital Recipt. I Think She's Going To
    RETURN ME”
    Glee
    
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11. TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #25
    Brittany To Glee Club:
    "I Can't Fit In My Kitchen
    CABINETS ANYMORE”
    Glee
    
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12. TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #24
    Brittany To Glee Club:
    "I Don't Know How To Turn On
    A COMPUTER”
    Glee
    
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13. TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #23
    Will To Brittany:
    "Take It Away, Brittany"
    "TAKE WHAT AWAY?”
    Glee
    
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14. TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 7:52pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #22
    Will To Glee Club: "Well, I have found my replacement, So give it up for Ms. Pillsberry"
    "She's the one they made me talk to
    when they found out I was keeping that bird
    IN MY LOCKER”
    Glee
    
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15. TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #21
    Artie To Brittany: "I'm Kind Of Getting Cold Feet"
    Brittany To Artie: "Can You Even Feel
    YOUR F E E T ?”
    Glee
    
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16. TheWitOfBrittany
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    May 29, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #20
    Brittany To Rachel:
    "Sometimes I Forget
    MY MIDDLE NAME”
    Glee
    
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17. TheWitOfBrittany
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    May 29, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #19
    Brittany To Mr. Schuester:
    "When I pulled my hamstring, I went to
    A MISOGNYNIST”
    Glee
    
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18. TheWitOfBrittany
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    May 29, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #18
    Brittany To Artie:
    "I've been here since first period.
    I had a cold and I took all my antibiotics
    at the same time, and now I can't remember
    HOW TO LEAVE”
    Glee
    
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19. TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #17
    Brittany To Glee Club:
    "I Find Recipes...
    CONFUSING”
    Glee
    
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20. TheWitOfBrittany
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    May 29, 2011 7:23pm UTC
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