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Hello! Welcome, welcome one and all! Introducing the official Witty page for Glee's Brittany S. Pierce! ~
I've been posting Brittany quotes for a while now, but when season 2 ended, I had to stop and wait for
season 3 to come along, and it's here; I'll just be randomly posting them whenever I have time for it   ~

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1. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 7:19pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #15
   Brittany To Dr. Carl:
   "This room looks like the one in that spaceship where
   I GOT PROBED”
   Glee
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 179 points
2. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 7:14pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #14
   Brittany To Carl: "I don't brush my teeth.
   "I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat.
   I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper
   WAS A DENTIST”
   Glee
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 516 points
3. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 7:09pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #13
   Brittany To Glee Club:
   "I think my cat's been
   READING MY DIARY”
   Glee
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 326 points
4. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 7:05pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #12
   Brittany To Glee Club:
   "My name is also Brittany Spears. My middle name is Susan, My last name is Pierce, So that makes me
   Brittany S-Pierce. I've lied my whole life in Brittney
   SPEARS' SHADOW”
   Glee
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 349 points
5. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 6:59pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #11
   Kurt To Glee Club:
   "She changes her look faster
   than Brit changes sexual partners"
   Brittany To Glee Club:
   IT'S TRUE”
   Glee
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 219 points
6. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 6:54pm UTC
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   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 199 points
7. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 6:50pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #9
   Brittany To Glee Club:
   "I made him a card that
   said heart attacks are just from
   LOVING TOO MUCH”
   Glee
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 257 points
8. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 6:45pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #8
   Burt Hummel to Brittany: "Use protection"
   Brittany To Kurt: "Does he mean like a
   BURGLAR ALARM?”
   Glee
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 230 points
9. TheWitOfBrittany
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2011 6:41pm UTC
   The Wit Of Brittany #7
   Brittany To Glee Club:
   FINN CAN FLY?”
   Glee
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 158 points
10. TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #6
    Brittany To Artie:
    "Did You Get A
    LEG TRANSPLANT?”
    Glee
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 102 points
11. TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #5
    Brittany To Glee Club:
    "Is God
    AN EVIL DWARF?”
    Glee
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 126 points
12. TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #4
    Kurt To Brittany:
    "So what are you being for Halloween this year?
    Brittany To Kurt: "I'm going as a
    PEANUT ALLERGY”
    Glee
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 149 points
13. TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #3
    Brittany To Kurt:
    "So you're pretty much the only guy in this school
    I haven't made out with because I thought you were
    capital G-gay, but now that you're not, having a
    perfect record would
    MEAN A LOT TO ME”
    Glee
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 295 points
14. TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #2
    Brittany To Principal Figgins:
    "I lied. Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs.
    I really just wanted to touch
    HER BOOBS”
    Glee
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 199 points
15. TheWitOfBrittany
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    The Wit Of Brittany #1
    Brittany To Santana:
    "Did You Know Dolphins Are Just
    GAY SHARKS?”
    Glee
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 644 points

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