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Hello! Welcome, welcome one and all! Introducing the official Witty page for Glee's Brittany S. Pierce! ~
I've been posting Brittany quotes for a while now, but when season 2 ended, I had to stop and wait for
season 3 to come along, and it's here; I'll just be randomly posting them whenever I have time for it ~

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TheWitOfBrittany
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 8:24pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #55
Brittany To Glee Club:
"Whenever I pray,
I FALL ASLEEP”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 7:56pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #54
Brittany To Kurt:
"I did a book report on heart attacks if you wanna
give it to the doctor. I got knocked down an entire
letter grade because I did it
IN CRAYON”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 5:17pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #53
Brittany To Santana:
"He's the dumbest person on the planet. And that's
COMING FROM ME”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 5:12pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #52
Artie To Brittany:
"You've never made eye contact with me"
Brittany To Artie: "For awhile, i thought you were
A ROBOT”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 30, 2011 5:08pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #51
Will To Brittany: "I'm not tossing the
baby out of the bath water here"
Brittany To Will: "I've
TOTALLY DONE THAT”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 30, 2011 5:01pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #50
Brittany To Glee Club:
"I know I'm more talented than all of you.
Brittany Spears
TAUGHT ME THAT”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 30, 2011 4:56pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #49
Brittany To Artie:
"I'm paralyzed with fear.
I've been here since second period.
I REALLY NEED TO PEE”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 30, 2011 4:52pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #48
Brittany To Glee Club:
"The Glee club together with the football team,
It's like a double rainbow. A zombie
DOUBLE RAINBOW”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 4:42pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #47
Will To Brittany:
"Ok, Guys I've got one word for you"
Brittany To Will: "Is it love? I'm totally going to
GRADUATE NOW!”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 30, 2011 4:37pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #46
Rachel To Brittany:
"Why are my leg warmers on your arms?"
Brittany To Rachel:
"I GOT COLD”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 30, 2011 4:33pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #45
William To Brittany:
"Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: "The bottom of an ant's pants"
William Schuester:
SO CLOSE.”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 30, 2011 4:28pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #44
Brittany To Mr. Schuester:
"Most teachers think that by cutting class,
I might improve
MY GRADES”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 30, 2011 4:22pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #43
Brittany To Rachel:
"Rachel, I'm gonna give you some tough love right now.
You're not a trendsetter. When people look at you,
They don't see what you're wearing, they see a cat
getting it's temperature taken. and then they hear
IT SCREAMING”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 30, 2011 4:17pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #42
Brittany To Mr. Schuester:
"Ke$ha has been a culture icon
FOR WEEKS”
Glee

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May 30, 2011 4:12pm UTC

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 30, 2011 4:06pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #40
Brittany To Anyone:
"The key is to use your curling iron in
the bathtub to keep you from
BEING BURNT”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 4:01pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #39
Brittany To Glee Club:
"So? I don't have a date. I'm just going to dance.
Then all of your dates are going to ignore you and
come dance with me. So your dates are
REALLY MY DATES”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
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May 30, 2011 3:55pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #38
Brittany To Santana:
"Why? Because you're Lebanese and
I'M BI-CURIOUS?”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 3:50pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #37
Brittany To Glee Club:
"I'm going to prom by myself and really work on me & dance with other
PEOPLE'S DATES”
Glee

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TheWitOfBrittany
posted a quote
May 30, 2011 3:45pm UTC

The Wit Of Brittany #36
Brittany To Jesse:
"Jesse, Why don't you come on Fondue For Two and
JUDGE MY CAT?”
Glee

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