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TheOppositeOfYourDreams

1. TheOppositeOfYourDreams
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2013 4:39pm UTC
   I can hold onto a bar of wet soap
   better than a relationship
   
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2. TheOppositeOfYourDreams
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   March 13, 2013 2:32pm UTC
   Inside the Vatican,
   the cardinals are playing
   'Duck Duck Pope'.
   
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3. TheOppositeOfYourDreams
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   February 28, 2013 3:14pm UTC
   The Process of studying.
   Step 1; Attempt to study
   Step 2; Distract yourself for 3 hours
   Step 3; Stare at paper for 5 minutes
   Step 4; Sob.
   
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4. TheOppositeOfYourDreams
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   February 16, 2013 5:36pm UTC
   I never finish anythi
   
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5. TheOppositeOfYourDreams
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   September 17, 2012 3:43pm UTC
   Plot twist: The packet of crisps is more then half-full.
   
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6. TheOppositeOfYourDreams
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   September 17, 2012 3:33pm UTC
   Teacher -
   "Where's your book?"
   Me -
   "At home"
   Teacher -
   "What's it doing there?"
   Me -
   "Having more fun then me"
   
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7. TheOppositeOfYourDreams
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2012 4:44pm UTC
   SAY NO TO DRUGS!
   Then again, if you're talking to drugs,
   you're probably already on drugs.
   not my format
   
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8. TheOppositeOfYourDreams
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   August 24, 2012 5:55pm UTC
   "Do you have any spare change?"
   "No, sorry, I have just the right amount."
   ♥
   
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9. TheOppositeOfYourDreams
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   July 29, 2012 1:51pm UTC
   Anime isn't a phase,
   anime is a life-long commitment.
   
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10. TheOppositeOfYourDreams
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    July 29, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    Mum: Did you get home safe?
    Me: No, I died a few times.
    tumblr.
    
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11. TheOppositeOfYourDreams
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    July 29, 2012 1:05pm UTC
    "No problem" is so easily said
    but now those words have no meaning left
    format by fake_a_smile
    
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12. TheOppositeOfYourDreams
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 9:58am UTC
    Hello, My name is:
    Ignorance
    Format Credit: wittylayoutsite.webs.com
    
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