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TheLoveThatDidntLast

  1. soccer4evaa soccer4evaa
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    it's sad when peoples goals in life are to :
    become witty famous
    facebook famous

  2. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    Hey. This is
    YOUR life.
    YOUR story.
    Write it.

  3. wartsep wartsep
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    Go Dig A Hole ! ;)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. klahhkayy klahhkayy
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    I wish I was as brave as the kids who can turns their test in first....

  5. parody_of_a_smile parody_of_a_smile
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    I just want to crawl up in a hole and disappear.

  6. xxPeAcExxLoVexx xxPeAcExxLoVexx
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    i dont care if i get haters
    what happend to the old witty? the one where all us girls got along and gave eachother advice? we didnt fave quotes because they where "hott" guys. we faved them because we can relate. we didnt comment on profiles to cut people down and call them "whores" or "fake" EVERYONE HAS FEELINGS
    no affence to people on the top quotes, alot of them are good. but most of them now days are "one direction facts." sorry but NOBODY CARES. i see the same quotes over and over. i dont even know who this band is! what happend to the jokes and the cute quotes? i just want the old witty back. im sure alot of other people do to..
    if you read this, thank you. ♥
    nmf

  7. bball4life23 bball4life23
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    The word Boob is spelled the same way they look.
    B- you look down your shirt.
    oo- front view of them.
    b- side view of them.

  8. dancingpurplebunny dancingpurplebunny
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons
    You make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world try to figure out how you did it.

  9. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    WHEN YOU HAVE CAPS LOCK ON
    and everyone thinks you are yelling at them.

  10. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    Student:
    Can I use the bathroom?
    Teacher:
    I don’t know, can you?
    Student:
    When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that.
    My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
    like a boss.
    nmq.

  11. loveyoulikealovesong10 loveyoulikealovesong10
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 10:47am UTC
    lost
    its after lunch. i met 3 of cody's friends, but i really didn't want to. their names are: james, dylan and tyler. they're all really cool though. me, cody and james are walking to my locker. we saw briana throwing all my stuff out into the hallway.
    "what is she doing?"
    we walked up to her.
    "what are you doing?!"
    "there is too much stuff in here! i can't find anything!"
    "and? it's my locker too so calm down!"
    she slammed the locker and i went to go put the combination in but she pushed me out the way.
    "no! you are not putting your stuff in here! i don't know why you got assigned to this locker!"
    "well it's cody's locker too and he doesn't have a problem with it!"
    "because he's got his side to himself! this is my locker! go back to where you came from!"
    i smacked her and she smacked me back. we started fighting and cody and james pulled us apart.
    cody said, "okay, skylar can put her stuff on my side. okay? problem solved."
    "good."
    she walked away and we started picking up my stuff. i saw a bunch of little papers on the floor. i picked them up and realized it was the picture.
    "oh my god..."
    cody and james stopped.
    "what?"
    i pointed to the pieces. i started crying, got up, and ran to the bathroom.
    cody's p.o.v:
    "what happened?"
    "i don't know."
    i looked at the pieces and started thinking.
    "i mean, this morning she put this picture in here, but i don't know what it's of."

  12. loveyoulikealovesong10 loveyoulikealovesong10
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    lost
    we got to homeroom and he called over who i'm guessing was briana.
    "briana, this is skylar. she just moved here so she's sharing a locker with us."
    she looked like a
    "okay? why is she sharing a locker with us? why can't one of the singles share with her?"
    yup. cody went to say something, but i can stick up for myself.
    "don't worry i wont be here long."
    "good. i don't want any of my stuff messed with."
    "i don't wanna touch your s***, b****."
    "alright, shut the hell up i got better stuff to do."
    "so do i."
    cody broke in.
    "alright, skylar, let's just go sit down."
    we went to sit.
    "damn she's a b****."
    "yeah, i know. don't worry about her. she's always like that with everybody."
    the bell rang and the teacher called me up.
    "hi, welcome to our school. all the teacher have asked that you come and get your books so that you're ready for class."
    "okay."
    "you got a map?"
    "yep."
    "need any help?"
    "i think i'll be fine."
    "okay."

  13. loveyoulikealovesong10 loveyoulikealovesong10
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 9:54am UTC
    lost
    i woke up the next morning dreading school. i got up and took a shower then i put on: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=38573303 i straightened my hair, grabbed my bag and went downstairs.
    "morning."
    "morning. better get going, bus is coming in like 5 minutes."
    "oh, okay."
    "yep, stops right in front."
    "'kay bye."
    i went outside and waited for the bus there. the bus came and when i got on, mostly everyone was sleeping. i sat in an empty seat in the back and waited to get to school. as soon as we got there i went to the front desk lady.
    "how may i help you?"
    "um...i'm new here."
    "name?"
    "skylar jones."
    "okay."
    she looked stuff up in her computer then handed me three papers: my schedule, my locker number and combination, and a map.
    "there you go. welcome to the school."
    "thank you."
    i walked down the hallway looking for my locker. i finally found it then put in the combination: 27-11-27. it took me two tries, but it finally opened. it was divided into two sides but both sides were already taken.
    "um...that's my locker."
    i looked over and there was a guy standing there: tall, blonde hair and green eyes.
    "yeah, i'm new here. i got assigned to this locker, but i have no room."
    "oh, sorry. um, yeah there's also another girl, briana that shares this locker. just put your stuff on her side. she won't mind."
    "alright."
    i looked through my bag and put a picture of me and my boyfriend (ex?) on the divider.
    "i'm cody by the way."
    "i'm skylar."
    "alright well let's go. you can meet briana."
    "um, listen...i don't want to make any friends here so i'm just gonna go to my homeroom."
    "well, were in the same homeroom because you can only share a locker if you're in the same homeroom."
    "oh, well then i'm just gonna go there and go on with life."
    "why don't you wanna make friends?"
    "it's a long story. they'll just get hurt in the end. i don't wanna do that."
    " what if i want to get to-"
    "i'm warning you now. you'll get hurt."
    "what if i don't care?"
    "i'm just teling you: you really should care."
    "well, i don't so come on."
    we walked off to homeroom.

  14. Mason Mason
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 11:55am UTC
    Me: does she think about me too? like every day? every minute?
    HEAD: stop thinking that, your stressing yourself way to much.
    HEART: of course Mason! she loves you!
    ME: whaaaaa...

  15. THETAforlife THETAforlife
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    & i am
    not my format.
    Scared In Love
    But brave enough to Try

  16. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    I gotta dig bick
    you that read wrong
    that awkward when you read that wrong too.
    And said 'Moment' after awakward.
    This is awkward...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. cales11 cales11
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 11:34am UTC
    i Want Someone
    who just wants to be around me, to be near me, to hold my hand, to
    push my hair back behindmy ear when it falls in my face, to wrap me in
    their arms, to love me the same way i love
    them. ♥

  19. RaeBaby123 RaeBaby123
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 11:34am UTC
    Hello, I am
    Forever Alone
    format credit: halfempty


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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