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Student:
Can I use the bathroom?

Teacher:
I don’t know, can you?

Student:
When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that.
My bad. MAY I use the restroom?


like a boss.
nmq.

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Student: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know,

218 faves · 4 comments · Feb 3, 2012 8:53pm

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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
lolol
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xoswimmer2699xo · 1 decade ago
my teacher would hate me for the rest of the year
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jerseyshoreluver100 · 1 decade ago
i gotta try that! although my teachers would probably find it hilarious
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blueeyedmusic · 1 decade ago
lol i actually used this last week in class (:
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