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  1. beautiful_gurl beautiful_gurl
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    "HEY CAN I HAVE SOME GUM?"
    "Yeah, but don't say you got it from me."

  2. crayon009 crayon009
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 2:46am UTC
    Welcome to Walmart. .
    Get your
    CRAP
    and GET OUT
    *notmine

  3. maddie1234 maddie1234
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 4:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. BrickBabee BrickBabee
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Not sure if i should smile
    cause I'm your friend,
    Or cry cause
    that's all I'll ever be. . .

  5. Rkittyz Rkittyz
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    Alarm Clocks;
    because every morning should start with a nice heart attack.

  6. vacampbell1997 vacampbell1997
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    Cupcakes, are just prostitute muffins :)
    - Today during Art Club*

  7. ranchgirlcys96 ranchgirlcys96
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    Am I the only one who makes
    LIFE Or DEATH
    decisions in the
    Shower?

  8. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 8:36pm UTC
    i hate when im texting someone and its like:
    "Hey "
    2 hours later:
    "Hey"
    Well i dont want to talk to you now...

  9. metalicskittles metalicskittles
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    Oh, I'm sorry.
    I think you've confused me
    w i t h someone w h o c a r e s
    . . .

  10. xosavannaxo xosavannaxo
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    i hate it when i have to pee and i dont feel like getting up!!

  11. livvyelle livvyelle
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    In the big group of jerks, there's always one nice guy. And i always wonder why are they friends?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. _sexii_banana_ _sexii_banana_
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 8:54pm UTC
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    People who take profile pictures in the bathroom
    Like the toilet is a good background?
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    not my format
    MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POOHEADS!

  14. _sexii_banana_ _sexii_banana_
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    Out of curiosity,
    i opened to page 69 of
    my science text book.
    What was it about?
    sexual intercoarse
    ALL MINE!

  15. Sunflower5577 Sunflower5577
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2011 8:56pm UTC
    I could write a quote about love that would get 1,000 favorties
    but instead....
    lets talk about a platypus
    *Mine*


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  18. you_know_you_love_me you_know_you_love_me
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 4:35pm UTC
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    Pretending you have a show
    when you are cooking or baking.
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    Format credit to carlito(:

  19. hpfreak4life hpfreak4life
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    I HAVE A HEAD!
    OMG!
    ME TOO!
    LETS BE FRIENDS!
    :D


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