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livvyelle

1. livvyelle
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2011 4:27pm UTC
   After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
   
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2. livvyelle
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   July 20, 2011 4:18pm UTC
   The road to success is always under construction.
   
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3. livvyelle
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   July 19, 2011 11:51pm UTC
   “Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.” - Douglas Adams
   
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4. livvyelle
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   July 19, 2011 11:43pm UTC
   I was lying in bed last night staring at the stars when I wondered, “Where the heck is my ceiling?!”
   
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5. livvyelle
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   July 19, 2011 9:49pm UTC
   The best things in life are free… ya know, for the first 30 days (:
   
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6. livvyelle
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   March 4, 2011 1:36pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when Pauly D says, "Hi, Sam!" and Ronnie flips out.
   
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7. livvyelle
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   February 23, 2011 10:03pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   when you're walking then all of a sudden you trip over air and have to be a ninja and balance yourself... while hoping no one saw.
   
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8. livvyelle
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   February 20, 2011 10:42am UTC
   && I was right, until I wasn't.
   - Buford Van Stormm
   of Phineas and Ferb
   
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9. livvyelle
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   February 20, 2011 10:29am UTC
   Yes...
   I'm a girl.
   I push doors that CLEARLY say PULL.
   I laugh harder when I have to explain why I'm laughing.
   I walk into a room and [forget] why I went in there.
   I count on my fingers in math class.
   I try to accomplish things with time still left on the [microwave.]
   I [lie] sometimes to hide the [pain.]
   I say its a long story when it's not.
   I fall in [love] too hard && too fast.
   - Facebook.
   
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10. livvyelle
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2011 11:05am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you forget the awesome quo... crap i forgot.
    
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11. livvyelle
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    February 19, 2011 10:40am UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you think of an awesome quote and somebody steals it... :(
    
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12. livvyelle
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    February 18, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    I feel pretty, oh so pretty.
    I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!
    
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13. livvyelle
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    February 18, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    Give her the bootski!
    
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14. livvyelle
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    February 18, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    i find it really sad that the top results for
    "Justin Bieber is..."
    on Google are...
    gay
    51
    dead
    a girl
    Just imagine someone saying that about you.
    
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15. livvyelle
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    February 18, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when you see a ton of jocked quotes that say "all mine"
    
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16. livvyelle
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    February 18, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    Ding Dong
    Ninja Song <33
    
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17. livvyelle
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    February 18, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    No I’m not a flirt.
    No I’m not dirt.
    No I’m not ugly.
    No I’m not sexy.
    No, I’m not stupid.
    No, I’m not a nerd.
    No, I’m not skinny.
    No, I’m not fat.
    Yeah, I’m just a teenage girl.
    
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18. livvyelle
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    February 18, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    "Do you ever feel..."
    "NO! I don't feel like a freaking plastic bag!"
    "Gosh, i was just going to ask if you ever feel like you hate Katy Perry. Well i guess i know my answer."
    
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19. livvyelle
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    February 18, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    Ö
    o. m. double. g.
    
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20. livvyelle
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    February 18, 2011 5:41pm UTC
    hi.
    now fav :)
    
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