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TheCovertComic

1. TheCovertComic
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   May 27, 2022 10:30pm UTC
   All directed energy is a weapon.
   
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2. TheCovertComic
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   May 27, 2022 10:29pm UTC
   Select the correct answer from the choices below.
   The key to a successful relationship is:
   a. Love.
   b. Commitment.
   c. Based on the AES-192 encryption standard or higher.
   d. All of the above.
   
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3. TheCovertComic
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   May 21, 2022 2:52pm UTC
   Most parties are gender reveal parties, eventually.
   
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4. TheCovertComic
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   May 14, 2022 12:48pm UTC
   As if the economy itself isn't a gig.
   
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5. TheCovertComic
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   May 7, 2022 1:10am UTC
   Avoid those who attempt to establish dominance in relationships by diminishing the self-worth of others. If they're not willing to commit to diminishing your self-worth exclusively, you need to move on.
   
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6. TheCovertComic
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   May 7, 2022 1:08am UTC
   She walked into my life like a shopper walking into a closed sliding door an hour before the store opens.
   
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7. TheCovertComic
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   May 7, 2022 1:07am UTC
   ... Wait, the F in MILF doesn't stand for fathom???
   
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8. TheCovertComic
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   April 30, 2022 3:01am UTC
   A nasal cavity for a nasal cavity makes the whole world anosmic.
   
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9. TheCovertComic
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   April 23, 2022 3:08am UTC
   Know doesn't mean know.
   
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10. TheCovertComic
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    April 23, 2022 3:02am UTC
    I had a threesome last week.
    ... (OK, three onesomes, but it's algebraically equivalent).
    
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11. TheCovertComic
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    April 16, 2022 3:46am UTC
    My French girlfriend says she wants to make love with me in Crème Fraîche. Where in France is that?
    
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12. TheCovertComic
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    April 9, 2022 11:58am UTC
    I've finally stopped blaming everything on my mother. I bought a chaise longue to recline on while I'm blaming everything.
    
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13. TheCovertComic
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    April 2, 2022 3:33am UTC
    A man or woman is truly successful to the extent he or she dedicates himself or herself to a life serving others or otherettes.
    
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14. TheCovertComic
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    March 26, 2022 3:37am UTC
    The hand that feeds you is more nutritious than what you're being fed.
    
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15. TheCovertComic
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    March 19, 2022 12:50am UTC
    Don't mind me. – Me, to my mind
    
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16. TheCovertComic
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    March 12, 2022 5:50am UTC
    More mute while they're on talk, than talk while they're on mute.
    
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17. TheCovertComic
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    March 12, 2022 5:50am UTC
    When I was 13, I thought adversity was a place you went to learn advertising.
    When I was 23, I realized that when I was 13 I was right.
    
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18. TheCovertComic
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    March 12, 2022 5:49am UTC
    Some of my best friends I met in books. But then, I've always been partial to tiny, extremely flat people.
    
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19. TheCovertComic
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    March 5, 2022 4:48am UTC
    Anna Månsdotter, beheaded in 1889 for the murder of her son's wife, was the last woman to be executed in Sweden.
    Anna Månsdotter
    This is the story of Anna Månsdotter
    Who with her son and fellow plotter
    Slew his wife, Hanna Johansdotter
    For Anna Månsdotter thought herself hotter
    The authorities sought her, and soon after caught her
    And according to the detective's blotter
    The suspect, Ms. Månsdotter, thought her
    Son would take the rap and not her
    Anna Månsdotter was led to slaughter
    And though they might instead have shot her
    The chopping block her crime had got her
    To this day Swedes have not forgot her
    
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20. TheCovertComic
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    February 26, 2022 3:34am UTC
    If you need anything, just let me no.
    
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