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TheBadTwin

  1. TheBadTwin TheBadTwin
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    Violence
    If its not working
    Your simply not using enough of it

  2. TheBadTwin TheBadTwin
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    June 13, 2011 12:15pm UTC
    Respect
    Accepting someone for the wierd fruit cake they are.

  3. TheBadTwin TheBadTwin
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    May 19, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    If you break your leg in 2 places..... Maybe its time to stop going to those places....

  4. TheBadTwin TheBadTwin
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    May 19, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    If every one loves Barbie... Why do you have to BUY her friends?

  5. TheBadTwin TheBadTwin
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    May 19, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    We all want to go to heaven
    None of us want to die

  6. TheBadTwin TheBadTwin
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    May 19, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    I find it FUNNY how we're ALL supposed to die AT LEAST twice a year

  7. TheBadTwin TheBadTwin
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    May 19, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    NEVER go to a Doctors office that has Dead Plants....... Its Not Safe

  8. TheBadTwin TheBadTwin
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    May 19, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    What you call dog with no legs?
    It doesnt matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come

  9. TheBadTwin TheBadTwin
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    May 19, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone notices it, but only you get the warm feeling of it =]

  10. TheBadTwin TheBadTwin
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    May 19, 2011 5:30pm UTC
    When im a ghost im going to get in an elevator and press UP

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