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TheBadTwin

1. TheBadTwin
   posted a quote
   November 11, 2011 10:53pm UTC
   That one friend you share an obsession with
   
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2. TheBadTwin
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2011 10:32pm UTC
   You say you know me?
   HA
   If you knew me you wouldnt be talking to me
   
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3. TheBadTwin
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 10:20pm UTC
   Even at my worst I dont lose it
   Even though I'm holding by a thread
   When I want to admit
   I listen instead
   When I feel myself breaking
   I shut myself down
   When I feel my eyes aching
   I dont let myself drown
   Because I know people need me
   To listen to their pain
   Even when I break badly
   I'll survive through my rain
   
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4. TheBadTwin
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 8:41pm UTC
   That best friend who says
   "I'm so fat and ugly"
   And I'm sitting here
   with my cookies and my hair
   ALL over the place
   WISHING
   I looked like her
   
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5. TheBadTwin
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2011 2:48am UTC
   STALKING
   IM GETTING TO KNOW YOU BETTER....
   YOU JUST HAVEN'T REALIZED IT YET
   
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6. TheBadTwin
   posted a quote
   June 16, 2011 11:20pm UTC
   Give up
   The harder you try the stupider you look
   
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7. TheBadTwin
   posted a quote
   June 15, 2011 11:08pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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8. TheBadTwin
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2011 8:22pm UTC
   Paranoia
   I don't trust a single one of you f*ckers
   
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9. TheBadTwin
   posted a quote
   June 14, 2011 8:16pm UTC
   ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~
   Typos
   They happne
   
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10. TheBadTwin
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 5:49pm UTC
    Dreams
    Are like rainbows only idiots chase them
    
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11. TheBadTwin
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    Procrastination
    I'll make a funny definition for it later.
    
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12. TheBadTwin
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 11:30am UTC
    Failure
    When your best... Just isn't good enough
    ck
    
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13. TheBadTwin
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 11:24am UTC
    SURE!
    I'll wake up at 7 a.m to take ANOTHER test! Which is likely to be.... hmmm... Maybe the TENTH ONE this week!
    OH! You ALSO want me to write an ESSAY in PEN? OK!
    Have fun reading my CRAPPY penmanship!
    BUT WAIT! you ALSO want me to come back TOMORROW!?
    AND!
    an hour earlier than today?
    ALRIGHTY THEN!
    But you better BELIEVE that i am NOT changing out of my
    HELLO KITTY
    pajamas!
    
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14. TheBadTwin
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    Strange Phobias # 6
    The fear of being tickled with a feather
    
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15. TheBadTwin
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    Strange Phobias # 5
    The fear of having a phobia
    
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16. TheBadTwin
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    Strange Phobias # 4
    The fear of long words
    Such as the name of this phobia - Sesquipedalophobia
    
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17. TheBadTwin
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    Strange Phobias # 3
    The fear of being constipated
    
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18. TheBadTwin
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    June 13, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    Strange Phobias # 2
    The fear peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
    
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19. TheBadTwin
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    Strange Phobias # 1
    The fear of the color purple
    
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20. TheBadTwin
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2011 12:27pm UTC
    Innocence
    There was a time before you knew how babies were made.... But after that it all went down hill...
    
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