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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2014 6:44pm UTC
    Physics teacher: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted back to you.
    Me: Are you sure about that?

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 2:24pm UTC
    If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it. It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you. That is really special. If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it. It shows a lot about someone.

  4. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2014 2:06pm UTC
    My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 2:17pm UTC
    put my grandma on speed dial
    call that instagram


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    Liking someone
    really sucks
    because there are those moments when you think
    you have a slight chance
    but then the next second you realize
    how stupid you are and you know
    they’d never like you back...

  8. Lethal* Lethal*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 5:07pm UTC
    i have a big hug waiting for you
    anytime you need one

  9. Lethal* Lethal*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 5:10pm UTC
    On the outside
    We might like alive, but on the inside,
    WE'RE F U CKING DEAD.

  10. swoloyag swoloyag
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 11:26am UTC
    I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
    -W.C.Fields

  11. Caitlyn* Caitlyn*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 2:49pm UTC
    Sorry boys, the field has stole my heart.

  12. DADDY ISSUES * DADDY ISSUES *
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    "These violent delights have violent ends and in their triumph die, like fire and powder, which as they kiss, consume."

  13. BlissfullyPensive99 BlissfullyPensive99 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2014 9:31pm UTC
    "Always,"
    will forever be my favorite quote from Harry Potter.
    There's so much meaning in that one little word,
    I can barely comprehend it.

  14. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 12:30am UTC
    Want to hear the joke about Witty and Facebook?
    There is none; they're both dead.

  15. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 2:14am UTC
    Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.~Mark Twain
     

  16. RugsFromMeToYou RugsFromMeToYou
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 12:30pm UTC
    Witty has tunred to
    sh///t.
    I mean seriously.
    Did you see the top
    quotes today?
    Probably not,
    because
    nobody is ON
    Witty anymore!


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 4:20pm UTC
    Now I'm wearing this smile that I don't believe in, inside I feel like screaming.

  19. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 6:21pm UTC
    If I have both earbuds in my ears I am either...
    ♦ Having a terrible day, music keeps me sane.
    ♦ Trying to get a song out of my head
    ♦ Trying to focus on something
    ♦ Ignoring you
    Just don't bother me, okay? xoxo

  20. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2014 2:33pm UTC
    when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

:)

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